tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post4579594509850976561..comments2023-11-02T07:35:11.320-04:00Comments on Corky's log: Happy Holidaycaptain corkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-57995109676617634872008-02-22T14:48:00.000-05:002008-02-22T14:48:00.000-05:00I was trying to decide what Presidential treat to ...I was trying to decide what Presidential treat to eat-jelly beans, pork rinds, peanuts??? I went with none of the above. I just found out what pork rinds are a couple of months ago. I had never really thought about it before. That is DISGUSTING.<BR/><BR/>I had to work that day, too, and it sucked. The only positive was that the commute was good.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07634595635156741893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-2955488963720270722008-02-20T15:04:00.000-05:002008-02-20T15:04:00.000-05:00make it Captain Corky day, and I'm all in!make it Captain Corky day, and I'm all in!Crashdummiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02804365044559167907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-7323426250192714872008-02-20T12:28:00.000-05:002008-02-20T12:28:00.000-05:00Damn! I can't believe I missed the party. But I'...Damn! I can't believe I missed the party. But I'll go home and have a drink tonight in your honor, anyway. I'm all about drinking in your honor. ;)fiwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04816465372283594972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-60871688927630195682008-02-20T10:53:00.000-05:002008-02-20T10:53:00.000-05:00What I gather from this post is that it's on all o...What I gather from this post is that it's on all of us once the football season ends.Metal Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18400759786407810475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-56307317631720672722008-02-19T23:49:00.000-05:002008-02-19T23:49:00.000-05:00I notice Grant always has Paul Newman like blue ey...I notice Grant always has Paul Newman like blue eyes. I wonder if that is real or are they wooden contacts...(like Washington's teeth) Blue Spruce maybe?Jerrsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18258519816654860770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-90799165924095335422008-02-19T20:55:00.000-05:002008-02-19T20:55:00.000-05:00Presidents Day confuses me...you Americans sure do...Presidents Day confuses me...you Americans sure do like your holidays don't ya?? LOL.Canadian flakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00994909147845893087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-61713160328488404472008-02-19T17:36:00.000-05:002008-02-19T17:36:00.000-05:00I will be "assisting" during the brandy and cigar ...I will be "assisting" during the brandy and cigar hour! ;-) Those are what great assistants do for their Presidents, right?Jahoonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218467073064696313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-12458136784061395162008-02-19T13:43:00.000-05:002008-02-19T13:43:00.000-05:00You are hilarious, no wonder i love coming here!!!...You are hilarious, no wonder i love coming here!!!<BR/><BR/>Here in Canada we had Monday off too...well here in Ontario, not sure about other provinces..it was a statutory holiday called Family day...wooohooo!!! No awesome sales though, not yet anyway.jAMiEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18258005780393500502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-72514259393261362292008-02-19T12:07:00.000-05:002008-02-19T12:07:00.000-05:00last night i fired up the bong (i only do that for...last night i fired up the bong (i only do that for special occasions) to celebrate what awesome sons of bitches those presidents were. i even had a tear roll down my cheek. granted, that was because i was coughing so hard and my eyes were watering... but it was respectful nonthelessTequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-16645256996016492222008-02-19T08:29:00.000-05:002008-02-19T08:29:00.000-05:00So who is Max going as, James Madison? He was the ...So who is Max going as, James Madison? He was the smallest president, weighing in at 100 pounds. Max is in luck too. JM was mostly bald. ;)Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-1235611302523886712008-02-19T06:27:00.000-05:002008-02-19T06:27:00.000-05:00Josie: We haven't been so lucky these past 7+ year...Josie: We haven't been so lucky these past 7+ years, but hopefully are luck is about to change. ;)<BR/><BR/>Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: Only the finest quality furniture for the Corky household. ;)captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-35321114758915947442008-02-19T06:23:00.000-05:002008-02-19T06:23:00.000-05:00Neroli: I never leave the house without my wigs po...Neroli: I never leave the house without my wigs powdered, or my phaser set to kill. Ya never know when you're going to run into a Romulan... ;)<BR/><BR/>Leslie: Good question! I'll have to think about that for a while. ;)<BR/><BR/>Katie: I love gold stars!!! Can I enroll myself and Max into your preschool class? I promise I'll behave. ;)<BR/><BR/>Madame X: I'm all about the sacrifices! ;)<BR/><BR/>Reagan Grumbler: I took off the leather jacket for this post. Fear not, I haven't lost my mojo.captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-39311886372682035982008-02-19T00:31:00.000-05:002008-02-19T00:31:00.000-05:00Your rock that formica, Prez!Your rock that formica, Prez!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-3695490254103235702008-02-18T23:53:00.000-05:002008-02-18T23:53:00.000-05:00You guys have all the luck. We don't have a Presi...You guys have all the luck. We don't have a President, and we don't have a President's Day.<BR/><BR/>We do, however, have wonderful sales on Boxing Day.<BR/><BR/>Happy President's Day! :-)Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06979114933441527890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-20152014707835928802008-02-18T23:07:00.000-05:002008-02-18T23:07:00.000-05:00Corky: there's an auspicious lack of hausfraus fli...Corky: there's an auspicious lack of hausfraus flirting with you in the comments--what's happening?<BR/><BR/>Hey Will6: you have a lot of nerve to try and bring rational thinking to these comments. <BR/><BR/>With that said, I am crashing the ball dressed as Al Gore, the true winner of the 2000 election.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-12532773236815856042008-02-18T18:18:00.000-05:002008-02-18T18:18:00.000-05:00Gotta love a guy that goes for the formica China C...Gotta love a guy that goes for the formica China Cabinet when, what he really wants is a thick gold herringbone chain. <BR/><BR/>That is sooo presidentalMxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17010749230918140952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-66973139237683783382008-02-18T17:48:00.000-05:002008-02-18T17:48:00.000-05:00Oh, Captain My Captain Corky! you crack me up. I w...Oh, Captain My Captain Corky! you crack me up. I wish you a very Happy President's Day! I love your enthusiasm for this holiday! Miss Katie gives YOU a gold star!! :)<BR/><BR/>Have a great week!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-86332241111672002472008-02-18T17:44:00.000-05:002008-02-18T17:44:00.000-05:00If you are going as Grant, then who is buried in G...If you are going as Grant, then who is buried in Grant's tomb?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-65309790060049840792008-02-18T17:40:00.000-05:002008-02-18T17:40:00.000-05:00Happy President's Day to you, dear Corky---may you...Happy President's Day to you, dear Corky---may your wig always be powdered;)nerolihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07058241267779350866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-16212709615432466252008-02-18T16:55:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:55:00.000-05:00Whim: Happy President's Day to you too!!! ;)Whim: Happy President's Day to you too!!! ;)captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-3195652208626060472008-02-18T16:54:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:54:00.000-05:00Har: God bless President's Day indeed. Sadly, it'...Har: God bless President's Day indeed. Sadly, it's almost over and almost time to start getting ready for St Patrick's Day. Green beer and Corned Beef here I come!!! ;)<BR/><BR/>Willsix: Of course Ben Franklin was a President. Who do you think that is on the three dollar bill? Do you need me to supply you with a box of cigars? ;)<BR/><BR/>Real: I know how to make all of gals swoon. I don't like to brag, but it's a gift. ;)<BR/><BR/>Scarlett: Just to let you know, I wear my uniform to bed. ;)<BR/><BR/>Erika: Another great American institution, Television! Enjoy all the splendid viewing, and don't let any asshole tell you that TV rots your brain, cause it's just not TRUE. ;)captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-64498365905861661292008-02-18T16:43:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:43:00.000-05:00Palm Springs Savant: Glad you enjoyed it! ;)Birdm...Palm Springs Savant: Glad you enjoyed it! ;)<BR/><BR/>Birdman: Good idea, but watch out for stray bullets. Bush is not very popular these days. ;)<BR/><BR/>Mama Bear: I dream of the day that Old Navy starts selling Monica, and Bill boxers. ;)<BR/><BR/>Pissy: Well, I plan on posting a vid of Max soon. I think people are in need of a good Max fix. ;)<BR/><BR/>Joshua: Nice! Congrats on moving. Peace at last for you.captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-29950742416166738722008-02-18T16:39:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:39:00.000-05:00Beader: I'm always looking for a reason to have a ...Beader: I'm always looking for a reason to have a good time. Story of my life... ;)<BR/><BR/>Abbagirl74: I hope to post a video of little guy soon. :)<BR/><BR/>Portia: Gotta love it!!! ;)<BR/><BR/>Pink: Well, without Presidents who would we put on our money? Maybe we could put Star Trek characters on our currency. That would be fucking sweet!!! ;) Kirk would obviously be put on the billion dollar bill.<BR/><BR/>Melissa: Max insists on going as Tattoo from Fantasy Island. There's no reasoning with 7 month old babies. ;)captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-49696873934209630162008-02-18T16:33:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:33:00.000-05:00Nancy: Corky's log is replacing the morning paper ...Nancy: Corky's log is replacing the morning paper all over the world! Glad you enjoyed it. ;)<BR/><BR/>Furiousball: Any President who drinks like a fish is ok in my book. After all, winning a war and running this country can be pretty stressful. Just ax Bush...<BR/><BR/>Gawilli: Apparently the Birdman is, I just hope he doesn't get assassinated walking up to the house. ;)<BR/><BR/>Biddie: Do they show Brady Bunch and Partridge Family marathons on Family Day? That would be sweet!!!<BR/><BR/>Jay: Great, while you're entertaining everyone, I'll spike all the punch, and we'll get everyone fucked up!captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25001810.post-8612103597436157992008-02-18T16:24:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:24:00.000-05:00DJ Kirby: I bet you say that to all the yanks. ;)T...DJ Kirby: I bet you say that to all the yanks. ;)<BR/><BR/>Tod: It never ends in this country, and I get fucked out of all of them thanks to my job. Maybe I need to take some time off... six months should do it. ;)<BR/><BR/>Dana: That would be a brilliant costume. Do you think the Zoo would let borrow a gator for the evening? If not you could just wear alligator shoes, and compliment it with an alligator purse. You do have an alligator purse, don't you?<BR/><BR/>Crusty: Uncle Bob has everything! And only the finest quality. Formica for all!!!<BR/><BR/>Cheryl: I wish I had Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off. Then I would never complain about the days I had to work. ;)captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.com