Thursday, February 15, 2007

Best Valentine's Day ever, and I didn't even get a blowjob.


Yesterday was one of the best days of my life. Really. Watching a very active baby play around in Allyson's stomach via Ultrasound was probably the most incredible thing I've ever seen. It was even more exciting then the episode of Bonanza when they flashed back to tell the story of how Ben Cartwright met Little Joe's mother. I'm still extremely high from the experience.

As amazing as the Ultrasound was, I was even more amazed when the radiologist told us that we were having a boy... A boy! I was 100 percent convinced that we were having a girl, and I completely ruled out any chance of having a boy. This is probably a good indication of why I should never place a bet.

As soon as we left the doctor's office I asked Allyson if she was happy and she told me, while glowing, that she was. Of course we went to out to lunch to celebrate. Good o'l Cracker barrel. God I love that fucking place! I had Catfish. Allyson and Boy had Mama's pancake breakfast with eggs and turkey sausage. By the way, from the Doctors office to the restaurant I spent the entire time beating on my chest and grunting. Allyson informed me that if I persisted she was going to break my neck.

Once we sat down and ordered we started the name game again. My two favorite suggestions that I came up with were Boy and Guy. The kid's name should be Boy because I envision us spending a lot of time in the woods fishing, camping, swinging from vines and wrestling alligators. We actually came up with a name that we both like but I can't reveal that until we are 100 percent certain. Yesterday was a great day.


36 comments:

AuntJackie said...

Congratulations, i'm happy that it's turning out in your favor... Glad your day was good, mine thoroughly sucked... as usual.

Sunshine said...

Congrats, as the owner of two, I can tell you how great they are....and you can look forward to great movies and video games.
You might want to go back and reread my post about morning wood, just a warning...

furiousBall said...

congrats! the cracker barrel high would have been enough for me. Uncle Hershel's breakfast is the bomb diggity

Metal Mark said...

Congratulations! My advice on having a baby boy is watch out when you change them, they squirt.

Justin's Mom said...

Congratulations!!! Boys are the greatest! (maybe I'm biased because I've only got the one, but still...)

Alicia said...

A BOY!!!!!!
Congratulations you two! That made me smile!!!

RockDog said...

Congrats, Captain!

And don't forget, RockDog has a nice ring to it...the ladies like saying RockDog...just sayin'...it's a good name.

Blancodeviosa said...

congrats... boys are fun. mine keeps me entertained for sho

Biddie said...

YAY! A boy! And catfish! My god, what a day. No wonder you're still feeling great!

Big Pissy said...

Awwwww! A boy! Congrats!

I was smiling the entire time I was reading this post. :)

Please tell Allyson I send congrats to her as well.

Dan said...

Congratulations dude!

"Boy" is easy to remember. Very nice name indeed.

Heidi the Hick said...

Yay! Boy! Our son has an actual name but we end up calling him BOY quite often. Maybe it's Homer Simpson's fault...

Now I do feel that I have to warn you... about 13 years ago we knew a couple who had a boy's name all picked after the ultrasound and had to end up going with Emma. But maybe ultrasound technology has improved in the following decade!

Boy. They smell like wet dogs when they sweat, they eat like monsters and yeah, they squirt when you change them. Baby boys are awesome.

HoosierGirl5 said...

Yay, a boy! I love boys! I should, I have THREE of them, in all shapes and sizes. Just to help you out, their names are Joseph, Daniel, and Aaron. You know, in case you need more ideas.

Which Cracker Barrel? Next time, let me know. I'll meet y'all there.
(grin)

Congratulations!
J.

PS. Did we really need to know you didn't get a blowjob? I mean, really? (laughing)

Pixie said...

Congrats Corky, thats great news!!!
and what a great day to find out on!
Never been to Cracker barrel, have to try it sometime.

Twisted Cara Bear said...

i'm lurking your page, but you're blog was too cute to leave a smart ass comment....CONGRATULATIONS!

The Adult in Question said...

Congrats!

James Burnett said...

Boy! I like that. When we reach that point I want to name my kid Dude. So far, Mrs. B is not feeling that one.

Abby J said...

Congrats Corky and Allyson, that's really exciting!!

Heidi on Vashon said...

Boys are VERY fun! Congrats. I don't even want more babies because my boys are so fabulous. Fatherhood just got cooler for you.

TheBirdman33 said...

Congratulations! It's hard to find good turkey sausage these days...

Wait, did I miss the point?

No, I am looking forward to meeting my godchild "Baby Bird" and am glad that the first crew baby will be male to carry on the crew name.


See you soon!

Cazzie!!! said...

Visiting you off of Jay's blog. That is awesome, I have four sproutlings under the age of 10years and I remember each and every one of their Ultrasounds and it was just brilliant!!!
With every Ultrasound, the imaging got better and better, it is amazing.
We had Aaron picked out if the first one was a boy...we changed our minds 2 weeks before we had him, to Tomas.
Next we had Nicholas, then Sarah and last of all, our baby Mia.
Wonderful times ahead daddy to be :)

etain_lavena said...

Yiipppyyyyy....Capitan, I was having a shit day, and this news made me smile....wonderful. such great news.....gosh......Congrats to you and your wife.

captain corky said...

Thanks everybody.

iwiwag said...

Interesting post... I bet you'll like my blog..... take care, iwiwag

Lady K said...

YAY! Congratulations! And that's hilarious about you beating on your chest. Happy Friday!

Yasamin said...

so like.. boy is a great name and when he turns 18 you guys can legally change it to man-boy. ;D

im so happy for you two!!! i love kids from a distance! :D

are you goin to post the ultrasound pix?

karma lennon said...

Congratulations! That's awesome news! :) And Boy is indeed a great name. Very cool Simpson reference. ;)

Beefcake Almighty said...

Hey, congradulations on parenthood.

Now go hide your porn.

Steven Novak said...

Congratulations on the boy!!

I imagine it's much easier to give the birds and the bees talk to a son than a daughter. ;)

Steve~

madame x said...

Hooray for baby boys... good for you.


make the next one a girl...they are even better!:)

abbagirl74 said...

Congratulations! I can think of some great names: Kirk, William, Denny Crane

lol, had to have some fun

Jay said...

Congrats Dude!!!! A boy!

Better go get the little football jersey and don't forget to go ahead and get some bright orange hunting stuff for him too. No reason to wait around for that. LOL

The Lone Beader said...

The title of your post made me laugh. LOL!

Ms. Tuesday said...

aww... every man's dream... a young lad to carry on the family name... Congrats Corky AND Allyson!

Sunshine said...

Hey, don't forget, you can have dibs on "Seamus"....I ran out of people to use it on.

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

Beautiful. There is no greater love :)