Wednesday, April 18, 2007

DEAR, YOU


2 POUNDS, AND 4 OUNCES, THAT'S HOW MUCH CORKY JR WEIGHS NOW. THE LITTLE SHIT IS GETTING SO BIG. PRETTY SOON WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE HIM FROM ALLYSON'S STOMACH TO A CRIB.

I'M SURE IT WON'T TAKE HIM TOO LONG TO ADJUST. I REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THE TRANSITION FROM WOMB TO ROOM. I FELT A BIT DISORIENTATED AT FIRST BECAUSE OF ALL THE NEW SPACE AND I WAS A BIT SCARED OF THE "OUTSIDE" WORLD, BUT MOM SOOTHED ME WITH SOME MILK, A NIGHT LIGHT AND SESAME STREET. EVEN THEN IT WAS TV THAT GOT ME THROUGH THE ROUGH PATCHES.

ANYWAY I BETTER GET GOING, BECAUSE I HAVE THINGS TO DO. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
YOURS TRULY,
CORKY




22 comments:

Sunshine said...

The little guy is making you a proud dad already!
Can't wait til he pisses in your face, I'm totally looking forward to that post.
Congrats, Cork, you have a strapping son there!

Heidi the Hick said...

Man, isn't it incredible to see that????

Wait til you see him for real. He'll come out all covered in slime and red faced and wrinkled, and I guarantee that he'll be the most awesome baby EVER.

Bardouble29 said...

I love that you are so excited about Corky Jr.

Jay said...

He's just growing like a weed. Kids grow up so fast.

Lady K said...

I only have one word: SWEET!

You guys have got to be getting SO excited, and I'm excited with you. Anytime you need a babysitter, I'm THERE. I loves me some Sesame Street. :-D

furiousBall said...

Go little Corky, get big!

I think he's actually gotten so big, he's now pressing on your caps lock key somehow.

Biddie said...

Wow. How fabulous is THAT? A glimpse of the baby to be.
You must be so excited. How many weeks are left?

Alicia said...

Awwwww.
What a cute little muffin.
:)
What does his nursery look like?

Alicia said...

If it's STAR TREK themed, I will refuse to associate with you any longer.

Pixie said...

LOL@ Sunshines comment.

So cute! I want to see a nursery pic too please...

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Glad to her that the bun is cooking well in the oven.

So when is the due date?

RockDog said...

Start 'em young on the TV and before long they are hooked...little zombie-like folks. Much easier to control when they are zombified.

Cazzie!!! said...

I am sooo excited for you. HAving 4 kids of my own I never get tired of the feeling that a new life has been created, and you wonder what they wil look like, what haits they form, what their first word will be..when will they shut up!!!(sorry, thats when they get older) LOL.

abbagirl74 said...

I am voting for a Star Trek themed room. How freakin' cool would that be? He will be more popular than most adults I know. Rock on!

Big Pissy said...

Awwwwww...Corky Jr is so cute!

I agree with Pixie: we need pictures of the nursery. :)

Cheryl said...

Before you know it Corky Jr. will be 13 and sharing your blog!

etain_lavena said...

WOWi.....What have you been Feeding you lovely wife?
That child is huge....hihih...actually I have no idea, but looking on the ultra sound pic its so awesome...I remeber when my sister was pregnant....aaaahhhh Capitan its wonderful.....
Thanks for the Lemon advice, its working:)

etain_lavena said...

WOWi.....What have you been Feeding you lovely wife?
That child is huge....hihih...actually I have no idea, but looking on the ultra sound pic its so awesome...I remeber when my sister was pregnant....aaaahhhh Capitan its wonderful.....
Thanks for the Lemon advice, its working:)

Yas said...

awwww sooo cute... i love dopplar radar!

lol

hey.. whats with the giant font??

Aunt Jackie said...

Best Wishes to the Corky family!! I am happy for you and know that the time is drawing near... I don't have kids myself, but I've dealt with nieces and nephews enough to know that no matter how hard you try and plan you can't control everything, so you have to always be as understanding, open and honest as possible... and just love... (sometimes tough love and it's not cruelty, it's necessary).

kat said...

Thanks for sharing the picture! Where is the head? Is it on the left side?

disillussioned_me said...

wwwwhhoooooaaaa! it sure is sooo exciting to have a baby! Let me tell u when i first saw& held my new born nephew, the feeling is absolutely amazing! i hope u make a wonderful father& corky jr a wondeful son!