Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Help!


1. I still try to sign in to blogger with my old username sometimes. When will the madness end?

2. I burned part of my dinner tonight and it's raining really hard outside right now. Is there any correlation between the weather and my burnt chicken?

3. Jerry Falwell died today, and I don't care at all. Does that make me a soulless bastard who's heading strait to hell? Cause if so, that makes Blancodeviosa one too.

4. What should I do about the Links to blogs that have been abandoned on my sidebar? I don't want the log to start looking like a ghost town, but on the other hand just because a TV show has been cancelled doesn't mean that I don't watch it anymore. Shit, I've been more than completely satisfied with the 79 episodes of Star Trek that I've been watching over and over since I could walk, but still... I just don't know what to do.

5. Rockdog anointed me a television God in his post yesterday. Do you think I'll be able to handle the pressure of being a God, or do you think my delicate psyche will crumble and I'll start shooting Heroine next week?

6. So much to think about while I'm working tonight. Can anybody offer me a xanax or at least a stiff belt before I go?


32 comments:

Biddie said...

Hmmm..all good questions, indeed. I was about the abandoned blog thing myself. I have one or two like that...I mean WHERE is Nonny? I found you through her, so, obviously, she holds a special place in my heart.
It's raining buckets here, too. The dogs won't even go out...
I guess that I am a souless bitch, cuz I won't shed a tear for Jerry Falwell.

Jay said...

Dude, you are dealing with a lot of shit tonight. I give you credit for going ahead and going into work anyway. You are a very strong person.

eric said...

the xanax i could help you with. the thing about the blogs ... good luck.

Bardouble29 said...

Honestly I clean house on my blogroll occasionally.

It was bloody hot here today, so rain would (almost) be welcome...

Sorry, no Xanax to offer.

The Lone Beader said...

I just removed some links from my sidebar last nite.... Afterall, TV Guide would not be pocket-sized if it continued to list every TV show ever. LOL.

captain corky said...

Biddie: I hope we get to sit at the same table in hell, and welcome to the club. ;)

Jay: Thanks dude. I made it and without the help of any mood altering substances I might add.

Eric: One of these days I'll figure it out. Maybe I should try praying to Jerry Falwell for some guidance.

Bardouble: I need to do some major work to the log, but I just can't get motivated to do it.

Beader: Great point! Maybe in the year 2015 I'll write a post and talk about the 25 hottest links of 2007.

Terri said...

I can't remember what you wrote because I can't get past that scary pic of Captain Kirk.

Cheryl said...

Ditto on the scary picture. I thought it was the tilt of my screen at first.

Lady K said...

Good Christ, man, you need to get a grip! If I had xanax or a stiff belt I'd courier them right over. Since I have neither, I didn't sleep. I have serious work issues. Let's just go to the bar.

Metal Mark said...

1-You'll come around.
2-Maybe the sound of the rain distracted you.
3-It doesn't make you a soulless bastard.
4-I have the same problem and I think I will clean mine up soon.
5-That's a big responsponsibilty for sure. Good luck with that one.
6-Drink lots of strong coffee.

Blancodeviosa said...

souless bastard heading straight to hell!!!
flippin' sweet!
you know there is a reason i am the blancodeviosa :)

i got that name in the nut house...
the psychos think i'm psycho. how cool is that?

Big Pissy said...

Dude! Captain Kirk looks like he's straining reaaaaaally hard to take a poop. Hope he gives a courtesy flush!

What's your address?

I have some Zoloft I'm not taking anymore.

It's yours.

furiousBall said...

If I could actually read this and get the cartoon elephant off of my keyboard, I'd offer you some of the ativan that I've been taking to cope with Hurricane Divorce destroying my family home.

RockDog said...

With all of your other bad habits whats a little heroin? ;)

I say ax the abandoned blogs...it looks good and feels great.

Enjoy your rain. :D

Alicia said...

We haven't had much rain this season.
Wind, now wind we have a lot of...
But no rain.

Hang in there!
Soon you'll have a baby who keeps you so pre-occupied you won't even notice the weather!

Lady K said...

P.S. Send some of that rain southwest of you! We SURELY need it!!!

Jenny! said...

Who does care that he died??? That sucks about your chicken though!

karma lennon said...

I'm trying to get some xanax myself. A stiff belt I can definitely offer you though. ;)

Gina said...

I was even a little happy that he died. I am a bad, bad person.

Dan said...

Jerry Falwell died today, and I don't care at all. Does that make me a soulless bastard who's heading strait to hell?

Not really. Because, after all, did Falwell care when you burned your dinner? I'd bet he sure as Hell didn't.

Tink said...

3. WHO died? Yeah, that's how much I care.

5. I'd tell you the truth, but you might smite me.

Heidi on Vashon said...

Dude you sweat more than me after the treadmill! You can certainly handle tv god status, and you'll serve us mortals well! -h

etain_lavena said...

Ok I am a bit late but let me give my piece of cheese....1) madenss never ends you just get older and dule but it never ends.:)
2)YES
3)I told Blan I dont even know the dude and he is dead...gosh>
4)You can remove the other ghost towns just not me, cause well when you miss me you can go in and jog down memory lane...so its like reruns...whoohoo...
5) you can be God with your eyes closed, so stop worrying about it..whahahah.
6)I can offer tequila....ramba....:)
HUGZ

jetsgrumberl said...

the blog lives!

AuntJackie said...

Yeah I agree on axing the abandoned blogs, do a little "Spring Cleaning". Can't hurt.

Don't feel bad for being a heartless bastard about Falwell, I don't care either. I'm willing to bet he went to hell anyways... think of some of the things he said in the 'name of Jesus'... Please!

There's always much to think about and see... keep your mind and eyes open! :)

Have a good one Cork! Love this pic of the Captain!

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

1. tomorrow at noon.

2. no but the burned chicken is a warning from Jerry Falwell of what will happen to your soul unless you start to give a damn.

3. I thought you already were going straight to hell. I made a reservation for you, mom and Jr. at my table.

4. Reruns are refuns, baby.

5. I hope you don't start shooting heroines. There aren't enough heroines on television anyway. The hero always steals the day. (spellying joke)

6. I wish I could, but I don't wear belts. Especially stiff ones.

xx
pinks

captain corky said...

Great answers guys. Thanks for the laughs!

Cazzie!!! said...

Oh my, try this, get a paper bag and put it to your mouth, now, slowly exhale into the bag, making the bag fill with air, now, slowly inhale the air in the bag, do this a few times and RELAX, LOL.
Better? The bill will be sent via email :)

Beefcake Almighty said...

I don't think your ambivalence to Falwell dying makes you a soulless bastard, but it may make you a Teletubbies fan.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I'll take one! Hey, good to see you.

etain_lavena said...

enjoy the weekend:)

kat said...

The answer to number three is NO!