Monday, November 26, 2007
Back to Business
Believe it or not, I'm not tired of Turkey and mashed potatoes, or mac-n-cheese, or pumpkin pie yet. Not even close. I think my stomach may be though. I think we should celebrate Thanksgiving 52 Thursdays a year. My stomach does not. My stomach thinks that I should eat tuna fish for every meal for the next year, but my brain says fuck that noise. It's a complete mess I tell ya.
In other news Jr is eating fruit and cereal two times a day and seems to love Bananas. He also likes Peaches and Applesauce. I still love him despite his affinity for fruit. I don't know how I'll deal if he winds up liking vegetables and I'm not talking about the good vegetables like corn and potatoes. I"m talking about shit like Zucchini and lettuce. But hear this! Aint No kid of mine will ever prefer vegetables over meat!!!
Please note: Max does not wear clothes while eating fruit and rice cereal. Just like his dad doesn't' wear clothes while eating steak and potatoes, lobster, or Chef Boyardee. Much easier to clean up that way, that's all.
Thank you for making Corky's Thanksgiving Day/Weekend Comment Parade a smashing success!