Monday, June 30, 2008

Welcome Back Corky


Friends,

Please excuse Corky for being absent over the past few weeks. Last week he was in Florida observing wild life, swimming, visiting family, and dodging random bolts of lightning. He had very little access to the Internet and the strain of not being able to access his blog or check email or go to various other websites that he frequents everyday like Facebook and Youporn almost killed him, but through the grace of George Carlin he made it home in one piece and has since been rejuvenated.

Now that the Captain is back home in Kentucky, I can assure you that he will be more regular. There's even talk of a 4th of July Comment-a-thon. Some newer readers to log might now understand what that means, but soon they will completely understand. Corky has foreseen this.

Thank you for your concern, patience, and understanding.

Sincerely,
Epstein's Mom






46 comments:

Dana said...

Now that the Captain is back home in Kentucky, I can assure you that he will be more regular.

What? Did spending more time at home get you to drinking the prune juice again?? *giggle*

Tod said...

I love Florida. The beaches, the Everglades, the Keys and Disneyworld. I wouldn't give up internet porn for it though. Are you out of your frikkin mind!

Molly said...

Welcome home to Corky...I hope that he has recovered from all the fun in the sun. I am looking forward to the traditional festivities on the the fourth.

The Lone Beader said...

Yay!!! We missed you, Corky! :D

Leighann said...

Welcome back Corky! The blogosphere hasn't been the same without you!

furiousBall said...

welcome back dude, i swear it wasn't me that peed in the ficus plant

Sunshine said...

The theme song is playing in my head for you, Cork.

Jay said...

I'm glad that Epstein's Mom is still around and still writing excuses for people. She's a good person.

Welcome back Corky!

Guilty Secret said...

Corkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hooraaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:-D

leslie said...

So, Corky goes to Disney Orlando, and all we get is this lousy blog post ;)
No T-shirt?

Anonymous said...

Corky is cuter than a very young Travolta.

fiwa said...

Oh, ok. But only coz Epstein's mom said so.

Charlene said...

mike~~thanks for the compliments~~and isn't carlin awesome~~but i've been in love with him since the 70's~~okay~that makes me sound so fucking old
~~~PLAWYK~~BGWD~~

Biddie said...

Wow, thank you so much, Epsteins mom. I was gettin worried.

Ashley Ladd said...

You mean you were in Florida while I was up in Kentucky? Guess we changed places.

Thanks Epsteins mom for me, for the note. God, that show seems like it was on just last year. Oy! I'm ancient.

Mike Golch said...

Hoe you are haveing a great day!
Big Time hugs and God's blessing headed your way.

Princess Pointful said...

Fair enough, sir. As much as we may hope for it, you can't really neglect your entire summer for the likes of us.

little wanderer said...

Sorry but this excuse is just not good enough, you neglected us, now for your punishment, bend .............................
.........................................
ok that's better;)

captain corky said...

Dana: Gotta have my daily glass of prune juice. I like to keep things moving along. ;)

Tod: I wouldn't give up Internet Porn for anything. I've spent the last 15 years or so corrupting and perverting my mind to porn perfection.

I wonder if that sentence makes sense... ;)

Molly: Thanks. Things are pretty much back to normal around here.

Beader: I missed you guys too. :)

Leighann: Thanks! I feel all warm and gooey after reading your comment. ;)

captain corky said...

Furiousball: As long as you didn't pee on my cannabis plants I am willing to forgive you.

Sunshine: Nice. I love planting ear worms. ;)

Jay: Thanks! Yeah, she got me out of one or two jams in high school. ;)

Guilty: We should throw a party in my honor. ;)

Leslie: LOL! Nice.

captain corky said...

Anonymous: Your comment makes me want to strut around my house. I think I'll go into the basement and grab a couple of paint cans.

Fiwa: Epstein's Mom never lies. ;)

Charlene: Who's Mike? ;)

Biddie: No need to worry. Corky plans on being around along time. I hope. :)

Ashley: It was on last year, on TV Land. ;)

captain corky said...

Mike: Thanks. I try my best to have a good day everyday.

Princess: True. Even I have to go outside of the house once in a while. ;)

Little Wanderer: Am I going to be sore after that? ;)

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

You didn't know you were afraid of goiters and hemmy-roids?

How could you not know??

Hallie :)

Life with JJ, Starr and Spice said...

My question would be this one: When you visited us did that qualify as viewing wildlife or visiting family?

You know the right answer to this one ;-)

It was great meeting you guys too!!

Tink said...

You were in Florida and you didn't stalk me?! Gawd Cork, I'm so offended. ;)

Welcome back!

katie said...

welcome back, mistah kott-tay!

how could you not stop by and say hello on your way thru Hotlanta!! oh, corky, i am hurt!! :)

no more long blog hiatus' okay? i need my Corkster fix, man. I like my Corky welldone with a touch of smart ass on the side. i'll be looking for this 4th of july blog event in which you speak!

Heather said...

Florida can do that to a person. I should know. I hope your brain isn't fried!! Or curled up in a humidity induced ball.

Portia said...

Glad you were just off having fun. I've heard this is THE time of year for Florida *wild* life:)

VE said...

Welcome Back Kotter sure became a huge icon for a series that only lasted a couple of years. There are series that lasted four times as long and nobody ever mentions them.

TheBirdman33 said...

No one missed you, they were just not sure where to go for entertainment while I was away from the Pantry. Luckily for us all, I am back.

Pink said...

What?

Where?

xx
Vinny

Burfica said...

CORKY!!!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!! you've been missed my friend!!!!!

Cazzie!!! said...

Thanks for the update epstein's mum,, lol. :)

Crashdummie said...

Hang on... is that John Travolta?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

captain corky said...

Hallie: Before reading your post I didn't even know what a goiter was. Still don't as a matter of fact. ;)

Lori: I don't know... That Uncle Howard is a bit of a party animal! ;)

Tink: How do you know I wasn't? ;)

Katie: Sorry we got stuck on the endless amount of traffic through that town. I did sing a song that consisted on one work called, Hotlanta while I was driving through there though. That's gotta count for something. ;)

Heather: I hope my brain isn't too fried. I prefer to fry my brain on other things... ;)

captain corky said...

Portia: I'm just glad I didn't get mauled by a dragon. I bet you didn't know that there were dragons in Florida. ;)

VE: I know another series that only lasted for three year and became a bit of an icon.

Birdman: There was all sorts of speculation as to your whereabouts. Glad you're back though!

Pink: Who? Why? ;)

Burfica: Thanks! That's right, Corky baby is back. ;)

captain corky said...

Cazzie: You're so welcome. ;)

Crashie: Before he was a Scientologist I think. That's huge!

dilling said...

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.....oh, oh, oh...
dang...I forgot my comment....

CarmenSinCity said...

Welcome back!!

HoosierGirl5 said...

Okay, YOU are back in Kentucky and I am on the road. We need to coordinate our schedules better. Glad you had a good time in Florida.

J.

HAR said...

Glad to have you back. I look forward to the corkathon.

bonnie said...

Hey there. welcome home. I'm sure Kentucky is glad to have you back. Isn't it kind of hot (and humid) in Florida right about now? What is Kentucky weather like?

Monique said...

Welcome back

Knight said...

Well? What did you do? Tell us stories! Amuse us!

Pink Icing said...

Is that Flo - ri - da in a galaxy far far away?? It sure seemed it

A hearty welcome back......

Aunt Jackie said...

I dearly love Epstein's Mom notes!!! LOL!

Welcome Back!!!!!