Monday, May 01, 2006
INI MINI MINIE MOE
Here are a bunch of pictures of the many loves of the under achiever sitcom character. It's pretty safe to say that Zack was the coolest of all these guys. Zack and Seaver are pretty much tide in the side kick department. Zack had Slater and Screech and Seaver had Eddy and Boner. Slater beats Eddy, but Boner beats Screech. Now it's true, Dobbie had Crebs. Maynard G Crebs beats both boner and Screech but Gillis didn't really have a straight man buddy. So Gillis looses by default. Gillis and Zack could both talk to the TV audience and Seaver couldn't. Zack could call time out on his show and freeze time. I could not tell you which one of these three guys spent the most time in detention. But I know all of them were in trouble all the time. Dobbie had the coolest father, Herbert T Gillis. He spent most his time on the show screaming at Dobie and saying "I gotta kill that boy I just go to". Jason Seaver, Mikes dad was a pain in the ass and was always lecturing Mike. Zack's parents were divorced and we really never saw his father often. Maggie Seaver wins in the best mom department.
I'm sorry Zack but Seaver has you beat in the main squeeze department. Zack dated Stacie Karosi from the Malibu sands episodes and married Kelly Kapowski. Gillis was in love with Thalia Menninger but she was a gold digger and Dobie was to low rent for her. Seaver dated Julie Costello the blonde girl with Seaver in the picture above but the actor who played Seaver got her fired because she posed for Playboy. Lame dude, real lame. Seaver married the other chick on the show and in real life.
Now I will let you decide who you thought was the coolest out of all these guys but I must send a shout out to honorable mentions. Parker Lewis would have been the coolest of all these guys but fox fucked up and canceled the show. He had the best side kicks and the coolest powers. Ferris Bueler had a good movie but a very lame TV show. I know your probably screaming what about Ritchie and the Fonz, they my friends are in a class all by themselves.