Saturday, June 03, 2006

WHAT THE FUCK?

My father in law, Al, says that he wrote one of Michael Bolton's hit songs. I used to think Al was a bit out of his mind and then i saw a commercial on television the other day for a new Michael Bolton album titled, Michael Bolton, Bolton Swings Sinatra. If Sinatra were still here with us, Frank's new album title might be called, Sinatra takes a swing at Bolton. You might think I'm over reacting a bit, but just listen to 5 seconds of the Gold digging, grave robbing Bolton butcher The Summer Wind, and you will understand my anger. Me and my wife spontaneously threw up our dinner before we could reach the remote in time. One question: WHY?

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