Friday, July 14, 2006

Yet Another Fish Story


It seems that one of our friends has been shot with one of Cupid's arrows. I have to shamefully admit I was conspiring with a yenta just recently and I had to place a call before we could proceed. I think me and my yenta are too late, but I had to make sure.

Do you remember when you realized that you were hooked? Do you remember the conversations? You remember the warning signs, don't you? The conversations about family and friends. The little suprizes, the sex etc. I remember all of that from my point of view because I was there with me.

Every so often I like to hear the story from Allyson's point of view just to spice things up and ad a little flair, you know.
Usually when I ask her she just laughs at me. Maybe it's my presentation. I'll work on that.

Here's the thing, every once in a while when I least expect it Allyson will give me one piece of her vision of our story. It blows me away every time. It's kind of like the movie Big Fish, when Ewing McGregor is working at the circus for free to find out information about the woman his character marries. He has to do everything from cleaning up elephant shit to being shot out of cannon for one piece of information once a month. One of the best pieces Allyson dropped on me, she told me she had a dream. She told me about her dream almost a year after she had it. The woman is just full of suprises.

One day I'm going to pump all of you for your stories. I like stories. "I like the Wizard of Ozz, I like the Tin Man". (Sorry about that, I just can't help myself). Maybe it will be over a camp fire and we will all be drunk. Maybe you will post about it on this here blog. I don't know how or when but you will tell me, all of you. Besides I need the information for my upcoming epic: The Born Again Human.

In any case I wish my friend nothing but the best. Out of all of us he might deserve it the most. Just remember Aquaman I'm wearing a tux at your wedding, fuck Chet and all those other minnows. Just kidding Chet. Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, after all they have only been on three dates.

8 comments:

willSIX said...

I didn't think it was possible, but Aquaman looks gayer than ever.

captain corky said...

What are you talkin about? Aquaman looks phat yo.

TheBirdman33 said...

I think that is a pretty butch likeness of Aquaman, much more butch than the hero of this story was....

captain corky said...

Please note the way Aquaman's chin is positioned in this picture. Is that irony or just a coincidence?

TheBirdman33 said...

I'll go with irony for $400 Alex

willSIX said...

Maybe that's butch down in Loooooeyville. But up here, that guy looks like someone I'd see in the Pride Parade.

Kim Jong Ramone said...

Umm I think he looks great with his rugged yet boyish good looks just like the person he represents

TheBirdman33 said...

With an ass chin
LIKE THE PERSON HE REPRESENTS