Thursday, March 08, 2007

Shore Leave


My vacation starts in less then 12 hours and I'm already miffed! The only thing I've been able to think about is how I'm getting fucked out of an hour this week because of Daylight Savings Time. I'm not going to go on and on about all the things I could have done with that hour because I'll just get more upset, and before you know it my vacation will be over, my blood pressure will be alarmingly high, and I'll be on the verge of having a stroke. Nope I'm not going to dwell on that lost hour. Instead I'm going to get excited for all the good stuff that's going to happen next week.
My in-laws are coming with us to New Jersey this time. It will be the first time that Allyson's parents get to see New York. Also, my mother is throwing a baby shower/reception for us on Sunday so that should be a lot of fun. And of course I'm going to hang out with the usual suspects, eat a lot of great food, watch TV, and maybe even jerk off once or twice next week. I'm also going to be bringing my video camera and I'm hoping to do a feature on the Birdman and his new girlfriend. They've only gone on three dates so far, but it sounds like they're off to a good start. I'm hoping that she's not camera shy and I know that he's not...
I can't remember if they have computers in New Jersey yet, but I think they might. I'll be checking in with you guys sometime next week. Have a great week and think of me often. And please remember to set your clocks one hour ahead.

32 comments:

TheBirdman33 said...

Now she is my girlfriend after 3 dates?!?!
What if she isn't ok with that? What if I'm not?!

furiousBall said...

Wow, I'll probably be jerking off in New Jersey around the same time...damn, I just typed that out loud.

captain corky said...

Sorry about my poor choice of a word. Should I change it to read friend? and more importantly what about the video idea?

willSIX said...

Whatever your daylight savings woes are, I assure you might are far, far greater.

Repeat it like a mantra:

"Stupid f--ing Microsoft. Stupid f--ing Microsoft. Stupid f--ing Microsoft."

captain corky said...

I try, but all that comes out is Mini-Mall.

Yasamin said...

have a great vacation! in arizona, we're ass backwards. there is no daylight savings here. we save no daylight.

hey while you're there can you check and make sure that KJR isnt dead? i'm gettin kinda worried. ;D

bring me back a shot glass!

oh.. and as long as your not filming while your jerking.. i'm okay with it. hahaha

Jay said...

Maybe you could get your boss to let let you come in an hour later than normal on your first day back? Just to make up for the hour you're being screwed out of. I'm sure he totally won't mind.

Have a great vacation dude!

etain_lavena said...

Thank goodness we dont have the hour thingie, that would just trow me way off.....hihih....
and then thanks for sharing your jerkoff count...I knew I always want to know that...whahahaha....
and whoohooo...holiday, enjoy:)

AuntJackie said...

Cork, you can't think about stuff in that way just gotta feel the moment and enjoy the time off--remember the rest of us are still out here slaving so that you might have a vacation!!! :)

Let it flow, and have a great one Captain!!

Lady K said...

I gotta admit I'm a little jealous, but then again I'll be "resting" for 4-6 weeks soon enough!

Have a GREAT vacation! I've never been to New York, but hear they have awesome pizza...have a slice for me?

You guys should move to AZ...we don't "do" daylight savings time, but drive ourselves crazy trying to figure out what time it is everywhere else.

HoosierGirl5 said...

Have fun in New Jersey (is that possible?)...

But I am so hurt that Birdman has a girlfriend. I thought he was going to come to Louisville to be with ME!!!!! (pout)

J.

Eric said...

every three months or so i have to work weekend duty for the early morning shift. we have to be there at 6:30, which is totally not my schedule.

my sunday falls on DST. it'll be like going to work at 5:30.

RockDog said...

Enjoy the vacation, Captain! Jersey doesn't smell so bad this time of year...It's a joke! I'm in NY and it's what we do...

Have a blast!

Metal Mark said...

Have a good trip.

Alicia said...

Captain! Losing an hour is a GOOD thing because the sun will be up a whole hour LATER every day! Enjoy New Jersey.
Give it a big "FUCK YOU" from me though, okay?!
And if you go to the Point Pleasant area, please wave to all of my friends at the BAY HEAD YACHT CLUB, especially Lisa the pastry chef and Dave the Executive Chef.
Have fun!!!

Alicia said...

Also, my friends Mary and Rob opened a restaurant in Avon By The Sea, and they cook up some excellent food.

Abby J said...

Say hi to Jersey for me Cork. Any Allyson, Jenny really would allow her son to be near you. Tell KJR to shove it.
I hear you're going to the good old GT tonight. Have some fries with Gravy for me.... don't let KJR eat anymore beef though. He's created a shortage here in Montana from his one week visit.
Have fun!

Cheryl said...

Have a great week!

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

Corster...have a great vacay...and don't worry about the hour. Its one less hour on the turnpike!
xx
pinks

MONA said...

no computers in NJ? what are you saying man!..our DAN is in NJ!

The Lone Beader said...

I miss U already, Corky=:(

Tod said...

Have a great break in NJ! Look at me, I've never been to NJ and I'm calling it NJ.

kat said...

You ass... how can you complain about an hour LESS of vacation when you are gaining an hour MORE of daylight, hence longer time awake, hence more drinking-fun-and-tom-foolery?

Biddie said...

Have a great shore leave, corky.

Steven Novak said...

You're only going to jerk off once or twice the WHOLE week!?

Amatuer. ;)

Steve~

Pud said...

Have fun on your vacation! When is your baby due?

Beefcake Almighty said...

I honestly can't answer if they have computers in NJ yet or not. They seemed to be a little behind the times when we were there.

Check in NY or Philly.

Heidi on Vashon said...

Jealous!

Dan said...

and maybe even jerk off once or twice next week. I'm also going to be bringing my video camera

Reading those two statements adjacent to each other caused me some degree of discomfort. :)

Big Pissy said...

Hope y'all are having a wonderful time, Cork! :)

etain_lavena said...

I wonder when you will b back.,...hmmm:)

jetsgrumbler said...

haven't checked your blog in a while. sorry. i promise to read 90 times in the next 90 days.