Wednesday, July 25, 2007
I don't think Max understands my schedule yet. I generally like to write three posts a week. Sunday night/Monday morning, Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, and Thursday night/Friday Morning. Sometimes I'll throw an extra post up on Saturday morning before I scrub the toilet or clean out my tackle box. The kid is almost three weeks old already. He should be able to grasp how important it is that I get these posts out in a timely manor. By 9:00 am people are stuffing their faces with Pop Tarts, drinking coffee and ready to get their bi-daily Corky fix. I can't let down the masses. People count on me!
I bet you can't even remember what your life was like before you invited me into your hearts. You probably felt very lonely and empty. Trust me folks, I understand. If you would like, feel free to write a testimonial about how much your life has changed, in a positive way, since you've come to know and love me.
The other bit of business I have today concerns something Jay wrote on Sunday over at Cynical Bastard. At the end of his Sunday night post, after talking about Harry Potter, he posed this question to his readers, "So what do you think? Superpowers .... or ... Magical Powers?" It was almost unanimous, everyone but yours truly, picked Magic Powers. So I want to hear how you guys feel about this. Don't let your passion for Ron Weasley cloud your judgement folks! Here's the thing, if Magic wins over here I'm going to devote my next post to Green Lantern's Power Ring, and then maybe you'll understand.
Don't forget to write your testimonial folks!