Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to The 1st Annual Captain Corky Labor Day Comment-a-thon. Finally! A three day weekend to just sit back and unwind, spend time with friends and family, get the kids and yourselves properly prepared for school (do parents still cover their kid's books with grocery bags?) attend or host barbeque's, catch that movie you've been waiting all Summer to see, and last but not least, leave multiple comments for Captain Corky today, tomorrow, Sunday and maybe part of Monday.
As the readership of this blog continues to expand, globally, so do costs! And in order to continue to provide you with the same great quality and content that you've grown accustom to... I'm going to need your help. I need lots of pledges in the form of comments. I don't care what you comment about either! Feel free to talk about yourself! What's Aunt Mildred doing these days? How much money did little Joey get from the Tooth Fairy for loosing his first tooth? How many times a week do you clean your dildo and where do you keep it? Anything goes people. But please remember that this is a wholesome family blog, and we certainly don't want to offend anyone. No seriously.
People like Cynical Bastard will be manning the log around the clock, to take and post your comments immediately. There will also be plenty of entertainment too, like Rockdog's radio show Saturday night at midnight.
I have big plans for the next comment-athon, but in the meantime let's enjoy this one. Happy Labor Day my friends. Ain't nothing like celebrating work!!!
PS Please make sure to check out my friend Glinda over at Teeny Manolo, and make sure to leave her lots of comments.
Update: 9/1/2007
I bought this sweet ornament over at the Hallmark store today while my car was getting fixed. Some fucking freak touched my kid's head. I thought about killing him, but then I pulled a Christ and decided to forgive him for his sin.
Welcome to The 1st Annual Captain Corky Labor Day Comment-a-thon. Finally! A three day weekend to just sit back and unwind, spend time with friends and family, get the kids and yourselves properly prepared for school (do parents still cover their kid's books with grocery bags?) attend or host barbeque's, catch that movie you've been waiting all Summer to see, and last but not least, leave multiple comments for Captain Corky today, tomorrow, Sunday and maybe part of Monday.
As the readership of this blog continues to expand, globally, so do costs! And in order to continue to provide you with the same great quality and content that you've grown accustom to... I'm going to need your help. I need lots of pledges in the form of comments. I don't care what you comment about either! Feel free to talk about yourself! What's Aunt Mildred doing these days? How much money did little Joey get from the Tooth Fairy for loosing his first tooth? How many times a week do you clean your dildo and where do you keep it? Anything goes people. But please remember that this is a wholesome family blog, and we certainly don't want to offend anyone. No seriously.
People like Cynical Bastard will be manning the log around the clock, to take and post your comments immediately. There will also be plenty of entertainment too, like Rockdog's radio show Saturday night at midnight.
I have big plans for the next comment-athon, but in the meantime let's enjoy this one. Happy Labor Day my friends. Ain't nothing like celebrating work!!!
PS Please make sure to check out my friend Glinda over at Teeny Manolo, and make sure to leave her lots of comments.
Update: 9/1/2007
I bought this sweet ornament over at the Hallmark store today while my car was getting fixed. Some fucking freak touched my kid's head. I thought about killing him, but then I pulled a Christ and decided to forgive him for his sin.
603 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 603 Newer› Newest»Good morning one and all. I crashed last night. A full week of work, taking care of a baby and a couple Friday night beers will do that to a person. Now I'm brewing coffee and getting ready to sink my teeth into day 2.
Hey, hey. Time for you to be lively. I thought this was an -athon. I tried to do my part and woke up especially early for you...not. Good luck with your numbers today. I'm off to do something productive.
Have a good day Cheryl. I'll make sure there's a hot cup of coffee ready for you when you get back.
Here is the latest from domistic servitude central:
I have vacuumed my entire bedroom. This means moving and cleaning under the bed, both bedside tables, both dressers, re-sorting my collection of shoes and vacuuming the dust off the curtians. My nose itches but I am now ready for a nice cup of tea and a sammich.
Just so you know, I am not doing all this shite by myself, The Man of The Place and boy are sorting out the recycleable materials to take to the dump.
Sounds like a good way to spend Saturday morning. I like cleaning the bathroom and kitchen on Saturdays, but right now I'm catching up on blogs and drinking some coffee. Jr just fell back a sleep after eating 4 ounces.
It is so cute that you guys are still counting ounces in. Pretty soon, he'll be polishing bottles off and you'll just stop counting the ounces. Its not that you'll stop caring how much he ingests, it will just be that you can't keep track.
A couple times a day he'll eat 6 ounces and he's sleeping through the night already. Things are going really good with him. He's a great baby! We love him so much.
Corky, once again, I am in awe of your genius. This place is bangin! This is even better than my imaginary Christmas party last year!!!!!
You've inspired me. I'm gonna have to ramp it up this year. Not sure how to do it...I am not at your level of promotion yet. Gonna have to think about this.
Heidi, Don't worry! I'll bring the gang with me to your Christmas party this year. That was a kick ass party.
Oh and since you asked...
leaving for the beach as soon as I get the dishes done and bark the kids into packing up their stuff...and of course, as soon as we wake up Jethro...who right now is snorin away peacefully...oblivious to the cries for beach time...
Also I'm gonna see the horses for the first time in over a month. I miss them.
Hug that little baby of yours! Have a good weekend!
Dammit I didn't get a wink of sleep last night because I was worrying about not being the 200th commentor. AND I MISSED IT!
Curses!
Guilty Secret, I'm not tricking anyone. I eat spicy Branston pickle with everything. I'm pure class me.
Tod, I'm very happy with your participation in this comment-athon so far. You get a gold star.
PS Perhaps you'll be number 300.
A gold star? WOOOHOOO!
OK, I missed the 200 because I was shopping in Canterbury and annoying G with my Zombie face. He turned to speak to me on the escalators and I was moaning, Fingers!...Fingers! I think I frightened some French tourists behind us.
I am gonna be SO ready for comment 300!
Tod, I guess I can forgive you for going out and spending time with G. Just don't make a habit out of it during this Comment-athon. ;)
Captain Corky Baby Update: 9/01/2007
Last night was the first night my wife and I have slept together since the baby was born. He's sleeping through the night now. He woke up at 1 and then again at 6 am.
My wife is still sleeping in the bedroom and Jr and I are out here in the family/den/living room.
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Jr is sleeping on the couch right now. I'm obviously awake and sitting at the computer drinking coffee, listening to music and reading blogs. Not a bad way to spend the morning.
Spending as much time as we can with our son right now is the most important thing in mine and Allyson's life.
How many opportunities will we get like this again?
Very creative Doc! You get a gold star.
Good morning all! I had a pretty decent night's sleep. Now I'm up and working on my football picks for today. I've already read the morning paper. Not much going on there.
Are you betting on any games today Jay? Do they have a sports book out there Arkansauce? Or maybe you belong to one of those online sports book like, Betonsports.com...
Hope that you have a pleasant holiday weekend, Capt!
my morning is complete. I dosed up on plenty of pain pills last night. Whinned at the scuba elf till he cooked me breakfast in bed
hobbled to the computer and
HERE I AM!
I need another dose of pain pills damnit
I'm thinking 0930 is way to early to start the self medicating
You kind of took all the fun outta leaving you all the word verfications in my posts
Damn I'm rambling aren't I?
Live with it this comment a thingie was your idea
snark
Here is a comment to add to the total. I am just glad that I don't have to give you money and that you are not keeping me from seeing the regularly scheduled television programs.
I have a headache.
What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
The zipper on my jeans.
hahhahaahahahahahahahahaha
Jessica: I hope you have a great holiday weekend too!
Alekx: If you happen to have some of those pain killers left over feel free to mail them to me. ;)
Metal Mark: With the success of this comment-athon it's going to be at least a couple of months until the next pledge drive.
Har: Welcome! Funny, I get that a lot. ;)
Jay: er... That's good to know.
Much better than Jerry Lewis any day!
However, I do like to check in on Jerry to see if he's still holding up or whether he's forced to do the marathon from an adjustable hospitable bed.
I want a gold star! I couldn't believe Dr Kenneth Noisewater went to all that trouble, then I saw you *finally* turned the word verification off. I am tempted to leave another 54 comments so that I get the 300th now but I think I'll just go have a shower instead seeing as I just ran 10k.
I'm only telling you that in a lame attempt to get one of your sought-after gold stars, Corky ;)
Motor City Monk: Jerry looked pretty good last time I checked in, but it's been a while...
Guilty Secret: I give you three gold stars. You'll get a fourth if you land the 300th comment.
Enjoy your shower!!!
Ooh livin on the edge! No word verification! You rebel!
What if you get spammed? Will that count as a proper comment?
It's just after 5:30 pm here and I'm going to start dinner. We're off to Eyemouth tomorrow as The Man of the Place is diving. I'm doing dive support this time. dive support = tagging along
Peggy: I always live on the edge...
Have a great time tomorrow! You've earned a gold star for your participation this weekend. Don't forget to show your family. ;)
WHAT are we all getting a gold star!? i am on holiday but still manageing to keep popping on line
so its saturday, its tea time then doggy walking, then super time, then tv time, then sleep time
oh and in between its drinking time,
anyone want a beer? my round
ahhhhhhh thats better, doesn't the first one always taste great
Her Indoors: I want one. You get a silver star (just to change things up a bit).
It's lunchtime. I think I'll have a hotdog.
Jay: Good choice! Have two.
Hello and Goodbye :) Off to clean the bunny cage. His offspring are headed over for a visit.. I will post photos of the little cuties later incase you want one!! I know I will.. but... must.... resistttttt!!!!
I'm back. Now I am thanking YOU for visiting my blog.In reality I just want to add another comment. If ever there is a meaningless contest, count me in.
My headache is gone and I am on my way out. This is insane, how many comments you have so far. Good luck, Jerry.
Holy Crap. 260 comments so far. Corky, you are amazing. I already have a large bucket full of ice and beers. I think beer on ice is so much better than beer in the fridge. but anyway, have an ice cold one and enjoy!
-Rick
Well I got the FIRST gold star so HA!
Guilty Secret, that 400th comment is mine. Back later, I got Chinese food to consume.
err...I meant 300th. Spring roll anybody?
its a race tod i going to get the 300th comment and i got the first silver star! now for another beer or two
I'm so pleased for the "jump to comment form" link. It saves so much scrolling time.
How's it going now? What's Max wearing today? I hope it doesn't clash with what you've got on.
Wouldn't it be cool if we could post pictures in comments like we can on myspace? Yeah, that would be fun.
i got a headache it must be all the small print on this pc, mind you might do better if i could find me glasses
i wonder, could it have owt to do with the beer i am slurping huh?
BOOBS
I like the way she thinks!!!
Dude...you couldn't even recognize my late night dedication by staying up to ensure #200 was a success...
Jerry Lewis would never let the kids down like that...
;)
Have you seen my teeth?
no no no...
Michigan just became the FIRST RANKED Division 1 school to EVER lose to a Div. 1-AA school.
They lost to Appalachian ST.
I didn't know Appalachian ST. HAD a football team.
Yes, I'm laughing at Michigan today.
man can you believe it's 1:30 in the afternoon?? I barely got up and dressed a bit ago, now I'm starving.
Gigantor went out to get us some lunch. I got a call from some weird lady. Said he saved a horse at the corrals, cuz A barn was on fire.
guess I won't be eating any lunch for a while.
you need to go to my blog and found out what your boobs names are.
I wonder if I could be comment number 300??
I don't know if I have 25 comments in me in one sitting.
Hey you got any good recipe's for thresher shark?? My husband bought some for dinner tonight and I have no idea how to cook it.
I'm not sure if I should bake it in a foil pouch or grill it.
I'm thinking some of alekx's pain pills would be a good idea.
whooohoooooo 285, I had 10 in my maybe I can spit 15 more out.
14
13
12
11
10
shit I miss counted. Oh well. I may just make it to 300 if nobody trumps me.
can I have a cake instead of a gold star???
I prefer to have chocolate.
at least chocolate icing.
whooohooo 5 more to go.
if I get to be 300 then alekx is gonna be all sorts of pissy.
That would just make my day.
Aren't you glad I stuck around till 300???
300 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got back from the mall. I had to get a new battery for the Mercury Sable. It cost me a 100 bucks.
CONGRATU FRICKEN LATIONS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
doing the happy chair dance now!!!
OoO see you could have bought me cake and it would have been much cheaper.
Way to go Burfica!!!
okay all that dancing and lack of food has made me dizzy.
Guess I'm gonna go eat.
I'll be back later. Feel aptly warned. hehehehe
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS 275 WHEN I LAST LOOKED!
time to feed Max!
I missed out on saturday night sex for this.
sorry tod, it was 275 when I got here, and I hogged them till 300.
corky almost trumped me though
I woulda been so ticked. I would have had to fart in his general direction or something.
OoO food is here, I'm outa here for a while.
dam, blast, poo, shit and piss! went to make some supper and look what sodding happens! and poor Tod didn't win either :-(
going get pissed now!
er i think we should aim higher anyway!!!!!!
Man, you blew right past 300 comments.
At this rate by tomorrow afternoon I will be able to go get a beer while waiting for the comments to load just to get a chance to comment again.
I got a sweet Christmas Ornament at the mall today. Check it out, and let me know what you think.
http://www.hallmarkplace.com/store/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=2290
If I had more money to spend frivolously I would have bought three or 4 more ornaments including a Star Trek II Wrath of Kahn ornament. It was 30 bucks. I also found a Leave it to Beaver Ornament over at the Hallmark wanna be Carlton Cards. I have to have that one!!!
Our trip to the mall was nice. Of Course lots of people commented on how cute Max is. Can't say that I blame them though. One fucking freak thought it was ok to touch his head. Why do people think it's ok to touch somebody else's kid. I don't get it. Freaks!
Jay: One of my objectives during this comment-athon is to make sure that my site meter statistics don't plummet because of this cursed holiday. Weekends already kill my numbers, but a holiday weekend... Fuck that, not this time!
You got a site meter? Oh no! You'll think I'm a cyber stalker!
Maybe I am...Mwuhahaha!!!
Fingers!...Fingers!
I love the ornament. I think I'll have to go buy one for my hubby.
Christie: On the other side Clark Kent goes into the phone booth.
Queen: I just new you would show up! Can I get you a beer, or a roll a joint or anything?
So that ornament is going right on the handle of the baby carrier...
This Bud's for you Corky.
The next one is for Jr.
wow the comments have really been rolling in...thought I would stop by and see how far you have gotten so far...wowzers and wtg.
did I remember to mention THANK YOU for taking off the word verification thingy?? LOL
yes I did forget so thank you veryyyy muchhhhh...lol.
well poop...got so excited commenting I forgot why I stopped in...why was that again????
Canadian Flake: Almost everybody is doing their part. You get a gold star for your effort!
I see burfica has been busy being a goofball today..lol. Now what was it I was going to tell you??? hmmmmmmm oh yeahhhhhh.....
awwwww thanks for the gold star hon...I remember now...I stopped in to tell you to stop by my blog...cause I gave you an AWARD (in CAPS so you notice this comment)...
lmaoooooo.
We've just gave the kid a bath and I still have so much to do tonight. Plus, Rockdog's radio show is coming up in two and a half hours. How's the drinking coming along Jay?
Christmas ornaments in September? It's too early to be thinking of Christmas stuff.
Jay: People kill for Hallmark ornaments. They come out in July and some are already sold out. You've got to be on top of your game to get the good ones.
And besides I've been listening to Christmas music for the last month and a half...
omg corky christmas music already?? What would Kirk think of that??? LOL.
Don't give Max any of whatever it is you are drinking...hee hee hee.
Actually I just burned a CD from iTunes, so I'm not listening to Christmas music right this second. ;)
Track 1: Hands Clean
Track 2: When You're Gone
Track 3: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Track 4: Say Goodbye
Track 5: I'll Be
Track 6: Blue Eyes Blue
Track 7: This Love
Track 8: I'll Be There
Track 9: Galileo
Track 10: Standing Still
Track 11: Watching The Wheels
Track 12: Both Sides Now
Track 13: Somewhere Only We Know
Track 14: One Big Holiday
Track 15: The Finer Things
Track 16: Someone Like You
Tomorrow I am going into the city. THe complete opposite of what 90% of our local population will be doing tomorrow. I am visiting my friends 91 year old mom for her birthday. How does that sound for fun? She is actually a folk dancer so I may have to endure a folk dance or two. What I wouldn't do for a friend.
Well hopefully there wont be any traffic. What kind of food are you guys going to have? I love NYC food. I'm originally from Jersey.
THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP NONSENSE!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!
Welcome Birdman!!! What took you so long to get here?
Wrong with us people?
How can birdman say there is anything wrong with us.
Hrumph
I happen to be the ONLY perfectly sane one of this bunch
Just ask me I'll tell you
Oh I'm going to kill the scuba elf.
Just thought you should know in case I don't come back
he looks at me totally serious and says hunni Why can't women ever get out a good fart
then he says cuz they are to busy talking to build up the required pressure.
That's it. He's a dead man
I wonder if my police ID will get me outta trouble if I actually leave the body in the front yard to decompose for fertalizer.
But then hell I'd have to mow the yard myself
I guess he skims by to live for another lawn mowing weekend.
Time to self medicate
I'm fun when in pain aren't I
Nevermind don't answer that question
Rock Did It~!
(That's your answer to all of life's questions)
or
Honey, I can't right now. I'm watching porn, drinking beer, and eating Doritos. By the way, we're out of tissues.
Where are the dancing girls? I thought for sure by now some girls would be drunk and dancing on the table tops over here!
In all this craziness I forgot to eat dinner so now I'm stuck eating Rice Krispies.
Don't forget folks Rockdog's show starts in 6 minutes!
mmm rice krispies...
as for the update and your christhood...
shit.
I thought maybe we could hang together in hell. I had a spot reserved for you at the corner table by the fireplace. then you had to get all Christlike on us.
What are we supposed to do without our fearsome leader down there?
You give me nothing to look forward to in the afterlife anymore.
:(
xx
pinks
I'm sure I'll do something to get me there pinks. ;)
Tired, but not too tired to check in on your comment-athon. Looks like I'm the magic number 361. Bet you didn't know that was the real magic number. OK...I'm trying too hard. Here's hoping you reach your lofty goal. Till tomorrow...signing off...
Just peaking in. Probably not gonna stay for to long tonight.
but you never know, I just may come back and be annoying
I'm gonna go eat a kit kat I think
Or a donut if I can find one.
Kit Kat's are delicious!
So are donuts.
I'ts 5:40 am now. That means that is about twenty to twelve for you guys. I'm just getting up.
Quite early for a Sunday Peg, I hear you say.
That is because my husband is diving off the east coast of Scotland today. The Boy and I are going along to make it a family day out. On top of that there is beautiful scenery, nice sandy beaches and really good chip shops over in Eyemouth.
No, we're not bringing our swimming suits. It's the North Sea! Even at the beginning of September, the water is only 13 degrees C. (not at all warm) Having said that, the beaches are great for walking along and there are the occasional seal and lots of waterfowl.
Have a great time Peggy!!!
I can't belive Jay drinks Budweiser. It is flavourless fizzy crap! I suppose if one lives in a dry county (spits on ground) you've got to drink what is avaiable.
Why did that stranger think he could touch Max? I know he's adorable and all that, but LOOK WITH YOUR EYES as I used to tell my boys when they were little.
I'm off now. I'll stop by again later. Congratulations on the comment count mate.
It was an old man. He was nice but... weird.
Another great show for Rockdog in the books. I hope you checked it out, and if not check out the archives.
Good times~ The show was a grand adventure once again! Thanx for listening!
I'm going to change my blog name to "access denied" since that's what I get when I try to listen to Rockdog's show.
Did you hear Yas? She has no cable.
NO. CABLE.
the horror ... the horror
how
is
jay
paying
to
be
his
comment
b&%*ch?
WHat?!! i sensored it..
My goodness, that's quite a number..388 as i post this..i cant sleep...hellllllp
Blancodeviosa: Great to see you!!! We were starting to worry about bout you. Good to see that you're doing great!
Jamie: Welcome!!! I'm sorry you can't sleep, but maybe reading 400 comments will help. ;)
Dear family,
Captain Corky and family are going away for the day... but we'll be back around dinner time! I hope you continue to enjoy the Comment-athon. It's been a blast so far and yet there's still so much time. So don't forget to stop by and leave a few words throughout the day.
Yours Truly,
Captain Corky
Good morning Comment-athon. I wish I was sleeping.
Wow, I am WAY behind. Congrats on the comment-a-thon. You are really rocking.
Sorry someone touched Max's head. I hope you didn't sever his arm from his body.
Have fun this weekend.
J.
OH MY GAWd, you're freaking hilarious!! And I love the ornament.
DO spammers count as comments for you? I got a really nasty one the other day, you can "have it" if you want?
APPALACHAN State! I don't even know how to spell the Boone town's football school..what an UPSET!! My brother was PISSED!!
Always,
Crusty~
as I briefly scrolled through your blog comments here's what popped out:
Rolling Joints.
Tequila
Not posting your pic or Max's.
Driving to St Louis.
Someone wants to pimp their blog here.
Someone's bummed they didn't think of this comment a thong!! :)
You're sick of your numbers going down over weekends and this being a holiday weekend
Someone's giving up saturday sex for this-SUCKS for you!
Michigan lost bigtime yesterday in college football-MY COMMENT!!
Google reader is exciting you
Your ornament was purchased somewhere.
That's all I got! :)
Always,
Crusty~
Phew, that was fun!
by the way drive safe and have a great day today! You guys can pop over to a last minute bbq that we're having...burgers, Baggo's beers, brats...
Always,
Crusty~
What game got your goat yesterday?
My bigdogg is thrilled about his Miami Canes!!! THe U BABY!!
I woke up early so I could post comments on your blog when I have 35 people coming to my house. :)
Always,
Crusty~
I think I may stop at 399 and give someone, such as your family member the exciting right to get you at 400...I think I may have to quote a comment a thon over in my blog-if you'll help?
Always,
Crusty~
That's a pretty sweet ornament!
And I'll have to remember the "pulling a Christ!" Classic!
I tried to be #400, but it looks like I'm 401. Darn!
Dammit! I missed being #400.
I went grocery shopping this morning. There's something about the grocery store that makes me want to get out the AK-47 and just shoot the place up.
see what happens i go out for the day and have missed the 400th, who will make the 500th, i going to be computerless for the next few days, hope you have had a good weekend bye for now x
Do they have a Banana Man ornament? I loved Banana Man.
That's funny about someone touching the bebe. I'm still the same, and my bebe is 8. We were on vacation last month and Monkey was late getting on a gondola ride. I was staying in the shop and told him to put the toy down and run to the gondola. As he did the guy behind the counter literally yelled, "ALEX! Put that toy back!!". I about lost my fucking mind. I spun around and said, "I told him I would put the toy away." .. and gave him the look of death. What kind of pedophile cashier was paying attention to my son's name.. and then felt he had the right to YELL him? My friends can yell at my kid all they want.. but a stranger? Nhooooo!
There's no football on today. Why? Why is there no football on today? What am I supposed to do? Read a book or something?
I guess I could get out of the apartment or something today. But .... there's PEOPLE out there!
Just got home from the move
Mr Bean's holiday
friggin funny movie
then went to the best burrito place on earth
Planet burrito
Noting better than a burrito and a beer
Well a burrito, a pain pill and a beer is pretty good
Reese's peanut butter cups are right up there too.
Oh and sex that's good to
right after the burrito, beer, reese cup
yah that's about the right order.
This is a special time in my life. I've never been a part of such a beautiful movement...(sorry...poooing here)
400+ comments! Sweeeet!
Things seem to be getting a bit slow right now.
It feels kinda like when I'm the last guy sitting in the bar after closing time.
Hi Corky,
No folk dancing for us today in NYC. We lucked out.
I see you have reached over 400. Is there any particular goal you have in mind?
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