Friday, August 31, 2007

Labor Day 2007





Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to The 1st Annual Captain Corky Labor Day Comment-a-thon. Finally! A three day weekend to just sit back and unwind, spend time with friends and family, get the kids and yourselves properly prepared for school (do parents still cover their kid's books with grocery bags?) attend or host barbeque's, catch that movie you've been waiting all Summer to see, and last but not least, leave multiple comments for Captain Corky today, tomorrow, Sunday and maybe part of Monday.

As the readership of this blog continues to expand, globally, so do costs! And in order to continue to provide you with the same great quality and content that you've grown accustom to... I'm going to need your help. I need lots of pledges in the form of comments. I don't care what you comment about either! Feel free to talk about yourself! What's Aunt Mildred doing these days? How much money did little Joey get from the Tooth Fairy for loosing his first tooth? How many times a week do you clean your dildo and where do you keep it? Anything goes people. But please remember that this is a wholesome family blog, and we certainly don't want to offend anyone. No seriously.

People like Cynical Bastard will be manning the log around the clock, to take and post your comments immediately. There will also be plenty of entertainment too, like Rockdog's radio show Saturday night at midnight.

I have big plans for the next comment-athon, but in the meantime let's enjoy this one. Happy Labor Day my friends. Ain't nothing like celebrating work!!!

PS Please make sure to check out my friend Glinda over at Teeny Manolo, and make sure to leave her lots of comments.

Update: 9/1/2007
I bought this sweet ornament over at the Hallmark store today while my car was getting fixed. Some fucking freak touched my kid's head. I thought about killing him, but then I pulled a Christ and decided to forgive him for his sin.

603 comments:

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captain corky said...

Good morning one and all. I crashed last night. A full week of work, taking care of a baby and a couple Friday night beers will do that to a person. Now I'm brewing coffee and getting ready to sink my teeth into day 2.

Cheryl said...

Hey, hey. Time for you to be lively. I thought this was an -athon. I tried to do my part and woke up especially early for you...not. Good luck with your numbers today. I'm off to do something productive.

captain corky said...

Have a good day Cheryl. I'll make sure there's a hot cup of coffee ready for you when you get back.

Peggy said...

Here is the latest from domistic servitude central:

I have vacuumed my entire bedroom. This means moving and cleaning under the bed, both bedside tables, both dressers, re-sorting my collection of shoes and vacuuming the dust off the curtians. My nose itches but I am now ready for a nice cup of tea and a sammich.

Just so you know, I am not doing all this shite by myself, The Man of The Place and boy are sorting out the recycleable materials to take to the dump.

captain corky said...

Sounds like a good way to spend Saturday morning. I like cleaning the bathroom and kitchen on Saturdays, but right now I'm catching up on blogs and drinking some coffee. Jr just fell back a sleep after eating 4 ounces.

Peggy said...

It is so cute that you guys are still counting ounces in. Pretty soon, he'll be polishing bottles off and you'll just stop counting the ounces. Its not that you'll stop caring how much he ingests, it will just be that you can't keep track.

captain corky said...

A couple times a day he'll eat 6 ounces and he's sleeping through the night already. Things are going really good with him. He's a great baby! We love him so much.

Heidi the Hick said...

Corky, once again, I am in awe of your genius. This place is bangin! This is even better than my imaginary Christmas party last year!!!!!

You've inspired me. I'm gonna have to ramp it up this year. Not sure how to do it...I am not at your level of promotion yet. Gonna have to think about this.

captain corky said...

Heidi, Don't worry! I'll bring the gang with me to your Christmas party this year. That was a kick ass party.

Heidi the Hick said...

Oh and since you asked...

leaving for the beach as soon as I get the dishes done and bark the kids into packing up their stuff...and of course, as soon as we wake up Jethro...who right now is snorin away peacefully...oblivious to the cries for beach time...

Also I'm gonna see the horses for the first time in over a month. I miss them.

Hug that little baby of yours! Have a good weekend!

Michael Colvin said...

Dammit I didn't get a wink of sleep last night because I was worrying about not being the 200th commentor. AND I MISSED IT!

Curses!

Guilty Secret, I'm not tricking anyone. I eat spicy Branston pickle with everything. I'm pure class me.

captain corky said...

Tod, I'm very happy with your participation in this comment-athon so far. You get a gold star.

PS Perhaps you'll be number 300.

Michael Colvin said...

A gold star? WOOOHOOO!

OK, I missed the 200 because I was shopping in Canterbury and annoying G with my Zombie face. He turned to speak to me on the escalators and I was moaning, Fingers!...Fingers! I think I frightened some French tourists behind us.

I am gonna be SO ready for comment 300!

captain corky said...

Tod, I guess I can forgive you for going out and spending time with G. Just don't make a habit out of it during this Comment-athon. ;)

captain corky said...

Captain Corky Baby Update: 9/01/2007

Last night was the first night my wife and I have slept together since the baby was born. He's sleeping through the night now. He woke up at 1 and then again at 6 am.

My wife is still sleeping in the bedroom and Jr and I are out here in the family/den/living room.

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captain corky said...

Jr is sleeping on the couch right now. I'm obviously awake and sitting at the computer drinking coffee, listening to music and reading blogs. Not a bad way to spend the morning.

Spending as much time as we can with our son right now is the most important thing in mine and Allyson's life.

How many opportunities will we get like this again?

captain corky said...

Very creative Doc! You get a gold star.

Jay said...

Good morning all! I had a pretty decent night's sleep. Now I'm up and working on my football picks for today. I've already read the morning paper. Not much going on there.

captain corky said...

Are you betting on any games today Jay? Do they have a sports book out there Arkansauce? Or maybe you belong to one of those online sports book like, Betonsports.com...

Anonymous said...

Hope that you have a pleasant holiday weekend, Capt!

Alekx said...

my morning is complete. I dosed up on plenty of pain pills last night. Whinned at the scuba elf till he cooked me breakfast in bed
hobbled to the computer and
HERE I AM!

Alekx said...

I need another dose of pain pills damnit

Alekx said...

I'm thinking 0930 is way to early to start the self medicating

Alekx said...

You kind of took all the fun outta leaving you all the word verfications in my posts

Alekx said...

Damn I'm rambling aren't I?

Alekx said...

Live with it this comment a thingie was your idea

snark

Metal Mark said...

Here is a comment to add to the total. I am just glad that I don't have to give you money and that you are not keeping me from seeing the regularly scheduled television programs.

HAR said...

I have a headache.

Jay said...

What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?


The zipper on my jeans.


hahhahaahahahahahahahahaha

captain corky said...

Jessica: I hope you have a great holiday weekend too!

Alekx: If you happen to have some of those pain killers left over feel free to mail them to me. ;)

Metal Mark: With the success of this comment-athon it's going to be at least a couple of months until the next pledge drive.

Har: Welcome! Funny, I get that a lot. ;)

Jay: er... That's good to know.

DJ MotorCityMonk said...

Much better than Jerry Lewis any day!

However, I do like to check in on Jerry to see if he's still holding up or whether he's forced to do the marathon from an adjustable hospitable bed.

Guilty Secret said...

I want a gold star! I couldn't believe Dr Kenneth Noisewater went to all that trouble, then I saw you *finally* turned the word verification off. I am tempted to leave another 54 comments so that I get the 300th now but I think I'll just go have a shower instead seeing as I just ran 10k.

I'm only telling you that in a lame attempt to get one of your sought-after gold stars, Corky ;)

captain corky said...

Motor City Monk: Jerry looked pretty good last time I checked in, but it's been a while...

Guilty Secret: I give you three gold stars. You'll get a fourth if you land the 300th comment.

Enjoy your shower!!!

Peggy said...

Ooh livin on the edge! No word verification! You rebel!

What if you get spammed? Will that count as a proper comment?

It's just after 5:30 pm here and I'm going to start dinner. We're off to Eyemouth tomorrow as The Man of the Place is diving. I'm doing dive support this time. dive support = tagging along

captain corky said...

Peggy: I always live on the edge...

Have a great time tomorrow! You've earned a gold star for your participation this weekend. Don't forget to show your family. ;)

katy said...

WHAT are we all getting a gold star!? i am on holiday but still manageing to keep popping on line

katy said...

so its saturday, its tea time then doggy walking, then super time, then tv time, then sleep time

katy said...

oh and in between its drinking time,

katy said...

anyone want a beer? my round

katy said...

ahhhhhhh thats better, doesn't the first one always taste great

captain corky said...

Her Indoors: I want one. You get a silver star (just to change things up a bit).

Jay said...

It's lunchtime. I think I'll have a hotdog.

captain corky said...

Jay: Good choice! Have two.

Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

Hello and Goodbye :) Off to clean the bunny cage. His offspring are headed over for a visit.. I will post photos of the little cuties later incase you want one!! I know I will.. but... must.... resistttttt!!!!

HAR said...

I'm back. Now I am thanking YOU for visiting my blog.In reality I just want to add another comment. If ever there is a meaningless contest, count me in.

My headache is gone and I am on my way out. This is insane, how many comments you have so far. Good luck, Jerry.

Rick Rockhill said...

Holy Crap. 260 comments so far. Corky, you are amazing. I already have a large bucket full of ice and beers. I think beer on ice is so much better than beer in the fridge. but anyway, have an ice cold one and enjoy!
-Rick

Michael Colvin said...

Well I got the FIRST gold star so HA!

Guilty Secret, that 400th comment is mine. Back later, I got Chinese food to consume.

Michael Colvin said...

err...I meant 300th. Spring roll anybody?

katy said...

its a race tod i going to get the 300th comment and i got the first silver star! now for another beer or two

Peggy said...

I'm so pleased for the "jump to comment form" link. It saves so much scrolling time.

How's it going now? What's Max wearing today? I hope it doesn't clash with what you've got on.

Jay said...

Wouldn't it be cool if we could post pictures in comments like we can on myspace? Yeah, that would be fun.

katy said...

i got a headache it must be all the small print on this pc, mind you might do better if i could find me glasses

katy said...

i wonder, could it have owt to do with the beer i am slurping huh?

? said...

BOOBS

MrRyanO said...

I like the way she thinks!!!

MrRyanO said...

Dude...you couldn't even recognize my late night dedication by staying up to ensure #200 was a success...

Jerry Lewis would never let the kids down like that...

;)

Anonymous said...

Have you seen my teeth?

Michael Colvin said...

no no no...

Jay said...

Michigan just became the FIRST RANKED Division 1 school to EVER lose to a Div. 1-AA school.

They lost to Appalachian ST.

I didn't know Appalachian ST. HAD a football team.

Yes, I'm laughing at Michigan today.

Burfica said...

man can you believe it's 1:30 in the afternoon?? I barely got up and dressed a bit ago, now I'm starving.

Burfica said...

Gigantor went out to get us some lunch. I got a call from some weird lady. Said he saved a horse at the corrals, cuz A barn was on fire.

Burfica said...

guess I won't be eating any lunch for a while.

Burfica said...

you need to go to my blog and found out what your boobs names are.

Burfica said...

I wonder if I could be comment number 300??

Burfica said...

I don't know if I have 25 comments in me in one sitting.

Burfica said...

Hey you got any good recipe's for thresher shark?? My husband bought some for dinner tonight and I have no idea how to cook it.

Burfica said...

I'm not sure if I should bake it in a foil pouch or grill it.

Burfica said...

I'm thinking some of alekx's pain pills would be a good idea.

Burfica said...

whooohoooooo 285, I had 10 in my maybe I can spit 15 more out.

Burfica said...

14

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10

Burfica said...

shit I miss counted. Oh well. I may just make it to 300 if nobody trumps me.

Burfica said...

can I have a cake instead of a gold star???

Burfica said...

I prefer to have chocolate.

Burfica said...

at least chocolate icing.

Burfica said...

whooohooo 5 more to go.

Burfica said...

if I get to be 300 then alekx is gonna be all sorts of pissy.

Burfica said...

That would just make my day.

Burfica said...

Aren't you glad I stuck around till 300???

Burfica said...

300 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

captain corky said...

I just got back from the mall. I had to get a new battery for the Mercury Sable. It cost me a 100 bucks.

Burfica said...

CONGRATU FRICKEN LATIONS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Burfica said...

doing the happy chair dance now!!!

Burfica said...

OoO see you could have bought me cake and it would have been much cheaper.

captain corky said...

Way to go Burfica!!!

Burfica said...

okay all that dancing and lack of food has made me dizzy.

Burfica said...

Guess I'm gonna go eat.

Burfica said...

I'll be back later. Feel aptly warned. hehehehe

Michael Colvin said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Colvin said...

IT WAS 275 WHEN I LAST LOOKED!

captain corky said...

time to feed Max!

Michael Colvin said...

I missed out on saturday night sex for this.

Burfica said...

sorry tod, it was 275 when I got here, and I hogged them till 300.

Burfica said...

corky almost trumped me though

Burfica said...

I woulda been so ticked. I would have had to fart in his general direction or something.

Burfica said...

OoO food is here, I'm outa here for a while.

katy said...

dam, blast, poo, shit and piss! went to make some supper and look what sodding happens! and poor Tod didn't win either :-(
going get pissed now!

katy said...

er i think we should aim higher anyway!!!!!!

Jay said...

Man, you blew right past 300 comments.

At this rate by tomorrow afternoon I will be able to go get a beer while waiting for the comments to load just to get a chance to comment again.

captain corky said...

I got a sweet Christmas Ornament at the mall today. Check it out, and let me know what you think.

http://www.hallmarkplace.com/store/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=2290

If I had more money to spend frivolously I would have bought three or 4 more ornaments including a Star Trek II Wrath of Kahn ornament. It was 30 bucks. I also found a Leave it to Beaver Ornament over at the Hallmark wanna be Carlton Cards. I have to have that one!!!

Our trip to the mall was nice. Of Course lots of people commented on how cute Max is. Can't say that I blame them though. One fucking freak thought it was ok to touch his head. Why do people think it's ok to touch somebody else's kid. I don't get it. Freaks!

captain corky said...

Jay: One of my objectives during this comment-athon is to make sure that my site meter statistics don't plummet because of this cursed holiday. Weekends already kill my numbers, but a holiday weekend... Fuck that, not this time!

Michael Colvin said...

You got a site meter? Oh no! You'll think I'm a cyber stalker!



Maybe I am...Mwuhahaha!!!

Fingers!...Fingers!

Christie said...

I love the ornament. I think I'll have to go buy one for my hubby.

captain corky said...

Christie: On the other side Clark Kent goes into the phone booth.

captain corky said...

Queen: I just new you would show up! Can I get you a beer, or a roll a joint or anything?

Anonymous said...

So that ornament is going right on the handle of the baby carrier...

Jay said...

This Bud's for you Corky.

The next one is for Jr.

Canadian flake said...

wow the comments have really been rolling in...thought I would stop by and see how far you have gotten so far...wowzers and wtg.

Canadian flake said...

did I remember to mention THANK YOU for taking off the word verification thingy?? LOL

Canadian flake said...

yes I did forget so thank you veryyyy muchhhhh...lol.

Canadian flake said...

well poop...got so excited commenting I forgot why I stopped in...why was that again????

captain corky said...

Canadian Flake: Almost everybody is doing their part. You get a gold star for your effort!

Canadian flake said...

I see burfica has been busy being a goofball today..lol. Now what was it I was going to tell you??? hmmmmmmm oh yeahhhhhh.....

Canadian flake said...

awwwww thanks for the gold star hon...I remember now...I stopped in to tell you to stop by my blog...cause I gave you an AWARD (in CAPS so you notice this comment)...


lmaoooooo.

captain corky said...

We've just gave the kid a bath and I still have so much to do tonight. Plus, Rockdog's radio show is coming up in two and a half hours. How's the drinking coming along Jay?

Jay said...

Christmas ornaments in September? It's too early to be thinking of Christmas stuff.

captain corky said...

Jay: People kill for Hallmark ornaments. They come out in July and some are already sold out. You've got to be on top of your game to get the good ones.

captain corky said...

And besides I've been listening to Christmas music for the last month and a half...

Canadian flake said...

omg corky christmas music already?? What would Kirk think of that??? LOL.

Don't give Max any of whatever it is you are drinking...hee hee hee.

captain corky said...

Actually I just burned a CD from iTunes, so I'm not listening to Christmas music right this second. ;)

Track 1: Hands Clean
Track 2: When You're Gone
Track 3: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Track 4: Say Goodbye
Track 5: I'll Be
Track 6: Blue Eyes Blue
Track 7: This Love
Track 8: I'll Be There
Track 9: Galileo
Track 10: Standing Still
Track 11: Watching The Wheels
Track 12: Both Sides Now
Track 13: Somewhere Only We Know
Track 14: One Big Holiday
Track 15: The Finer Things
Track 16: Someone Like You

HAR said...

Tomorrow I am going into the city. THe complete opposite of what 90% of our local population will be doing tomorrow. I am visiting my friends 91 year old mom for her birthday. How does that sound for fun? She is actually a folk dancer so I may have to endure a folk dance or two. What I wouldn't do for a friend.

captain corky said...

Well hopefully there wont be any traffic. What kind of food are you guys going to have? I love NYC food. I'm originally from Jersey.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP NONSENSE!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!

captain corky said...

Welcome Birdman!!! What took you so long to get here?

Alekx said...

Wrong with us people?

How can birdman say there is anything wrong with us.

Hrumph

Alekx said...

I happen to be the ONLY perfectly sane one of this bunch

Just ask me I'll tell you

Alekx said...

Oh I'm going to kill the scuba elf.

Just thought you should know in case I don't come back

Alekx said...

he looks at me totally serious and says hunni Why can't women ever get out a good fart

then he says cuz they are to busy talking to build up the required pressure.

Alekx said...

That's it. He's a dead man

I wonder if my police ID will get me outta trouble if I actually leave the body in the front yard to decompose for fertalizer.

Alekx said...

But then hell I'd have to mow the yard myself

I guess he skims by to live for another lawn mowing weekend.

Alekx said...

Time to self medicate

I'm fun when in pain aren't I

Alekx said...

Nevermind don't answer that question

MrRyanO said...

Rock Did It~!

(That's your answer to all of life's questions)

or

Honey, I can't right now. I'm watching porn, drinking beer, and eating Doritos. By the way, we're out of tissues.

Jay said...

Where are the dancing girls? I thought for sure by now some girls would be drunk and dancing on the table tops over here!

captain corky said...

In all this craziness I forgot to eat dinner so now I'm stuck eating Rice Krispies.

captain corky said...

Don't forget folks Rockdog's show starts in 6 minutes!

Pink said...

mmm rice krispies...

as for the update and your christhood...

shit.

I thought maybe we could hang together in hell. I had a spot reserved for you at the corner table by the fireplace. then you had to get all Christlike on us.

What are we supposed to do without our fearsome leader down there?

You give me nothing to look forward to in the afterlife anymore.

:(

xx
pinks

captain corky said...

I'm sure I'll do something to get me there pinks. ;)

Cheryl said...

Tired, but not too tired to check in on your comment-athon. Looks like I'm the magic number 361. Bet you didn't know that was the real magic number. OK...I'm trying too hard. Here's hoping you reach your lofty goal. Till tomorrow...signing off...

Burfica said...

Just peaking in. Probably not gonna stay for to long tonight.

Burfica said...

but you never know, I just may come back and be annoying

Burfica said...

I'm gonna go eat a kit kat I think

Burfica said...

Or a donut if I can find one.

captain corky said...

Kit Kat's are delicious!

captain corky said...

So are donuts.

Peggy said...

I'ts 5:40 am now. That means that is about twenty to twelve for you guys. I'm just getting up.

Quite early for a Sunday Peg, I hear you say.

That is because my husband is diving off the east coast of Scotland today. The Boy and I are going along to make it a family day out. On top of that there is beautiful scenery, nice sandy beaches and really good chip shops over in Eyemouth.

Peggy said...

No, we're not bringing our swimming suits. It's the North Sea! Even at the beginning of September, the water is only 13 degrees C. (not at all warm) Having said that, the beaches are great for walking along and there are the occasional seal and lots of waterfowl.

captain corky said...

Have a great time Peggy!!!

Peggy said...

I can't belive Jay drinks Budweiser. It is flavourless fizzy crap! I suppose if one lives in a dry county (spits on ground) you've got to drink what is avaiable.

Why did that stranger think he could touch Max? I know he's adorable and all that, but LOOK WITH YOUR EYES as I used to tell my boys when they were little.

Peggy said...

I'm off now. I'll stop by again later. Congratulations on the comment count mate.

captain corky said...

It was an old man. He was nice but... weird.

captain corky said...

Another great show for Rockdog in the books. I hope you checked it out, and if not check out the archives.

MrRyanO said...

Good times~ The show was a grand adventure once again! Thanx for listening!

Jay said...

I'm going to change my blog name to "access denied" since that's what I get when I try to listen to Rockdog's show.

Jay said...

Did you hear Yas? She has no cable.

NO. CABLE.

the horror ... the horror

Blancodeviosa said...

how

Blancodeviosa said...

is

Blancodeviosa said...

jay

Blancodeviosa said...

paying

Blancodeviosa said...

to

Blancodeviosa said...

be

Blancodeviosa said...

his

Blancodeviosa said...

comment

Blancodeviosa said...

b&%*ch?


WHat?!! i sensored it..

jAMiE said...

My goodness, that's quite a number..388 as i post this..i cant sleep...hellllllp

captain corky said...

Blancodeviosa: Great to see you!!! We were starting to worry about bout you. Good to see that you're doing great!

Jamie: Welcome!!! I'm sorry you can't sleep, but maybe reading 400 comments will help. ;)

captain corky said...

Dear family,

Captain Corky and family are going away for the day... but we'll be back around dinner time! I hope you continue to enjoy the Comment-athon. It's been a blast so far and yet there's still so much time. So don't forget to stop by and leave a few words throughout the day.

Yours Truly,
Captain Corky

HAR said...

Good morning Comment-athon. I wish I was sleeping.

Jodi said...

Wow, I am WAY behind. Congrats on the comment-a-thon. You are really rocking.

Sorry someone touched Max's head. I hope you didn't sever his arm from his body.

Have fun this weekend.
J.

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

OH MY GAWd, you're freaking hilarious!! And I love the ornament.
DO spammers count as comments for you? I got a really nasty one the other day, you can "have it" if you want?

APPALACHAN State! I don't even know how to spell the Boone town's football school..what an UPSET!! My brother was PISSED!!
Always,
Crusty~

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

as I briefly scrolled through your blog comments here's what popped out:

Rolling Joints.
Tequila
Not posting your pic or Max's.
Driving to St Louis.
Someone wants to pimp their blog here.
Someone's bummed they didn't think of this comment a thong!! :)
You're sick of your numbers going down over weekends and this being a holiday weekend
Someone's giving up saturday sex for this-SUCKS for you!
Michigan lost bigtime yesterday in college football-MY COMMENT!!
Google reader is exciting you
Your ornament was purchased somewhere.

That's all I got! :)
Always,
Crusty~
Phew, that was fun!

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

by the way drive safe and have a great day today! You guys can pop over to a last minute bbq that we're having...burgers, Baggo's beers, brats...

Always,
Crusty~

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

What game got your goat yesterday?
My bigdogg is thrilled about his Miami Canes!!! THe U BABY!!

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

I woke up early so I could post comments on your blog when I have 35 people coming to my house. :)
Always,
Crusty~

CRUSTY MOM-E said...

I think I may stop at 399 and give someone, such as your family member the exciting right to get you at 400...I think I may have to quote a comment a thon over in my blog-if you'll help?

Always,
Crusty~

Gina said...

That's a pretty sweet ornament!

And I'll have to remember the "pulling a Christ!" Classic!

Cheryl said...

I tried to be #400, but it looks like I'm 401. Darn!

Jay said...

Dammit! I missed being #400.

I went grocery shopping this morning. There's something about the grocery store that makes me want to get out the AK-47 and just shoot the place up.

katy said...

see what happens i go out for the day and have missed the 400th, who will make the 500th, i going to be computerless for the next few days, hope you have had a good weekend bye for now x

Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

Do they have a Banana Man ornament? I loved Banana Man.

That's funny about someone touching the bebe. I'm still the same, and my bebe is 8. We were on vacation last month and Monkey was late getting on a gondola ride. I was staying in the shop and told him to put the toy down and run to the gondola. As he did the guy behind the counter literally yelled, "ALEX! Put that toy back!!". I about lost my fucking mind. I spun around and said, "I told him I would put the toy away." .. and gave him the look of death. What kind of pedophile cashier was paying attention to my son's name.. and then felt he had the right to YELL him? My friends can yell at my kid all they want.. but a stranger? Nhooooo!

Jay said...

There's no football on today. Why? Why is there no football on today? What am I supposed to do? Read a book or something?

Jay said...

I guess I could get out of the apartment or something today. But .... there's PEOPLE out there!

Alekx said...

Just got home from the move

Mr Bean's holiday

friggin funny movie

Alekx said...

then went to the best burrito place on earth

Planet burrito

Noting better than a burrito and a beer

Alekx said...

Well a burrito, a pain pill and a beer is pretty good

Alekx said...

Reese's peanut butter cups are right up there too.

Alekx said...

Oh and sex that's good to

right after the burrito, beer, reese cup

yah that's about the right order.

MrRyanO said...

This is a special time in my life. I've never been a part of such a beautiful movement...(sorry...poooing here)

400+ comments! Sweeeet!

Jay said...

Things seem to be getting a bit slow right now.

It feels kinda like when I'm the last guy sitting in the bar after closing time.

HAR said...

Hi Corky,
No folk dancing for us today in NYC. We lucked out.

I see you have reached over 400. Is there any particular goal you have in mind?

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