Friday, August 31, 2007

Labor Day 2007





Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to The 1st Annual Captain Corky Labor Day Comment-a-thon. Finally! A three day weekend to just sit back and unwind, spend time with friends and family, get the kids and yourselves properly prepared for school (do parents still cover their kid's books with grocery bags?) attend or host barbeque's, catch that movie you've been waiting all Summer to see, and last but not least, leave multiple comments for Captain Corky today, tomorrow, Sunday and maybe part of Monday.

As the readership of this blog continues to expand, globally, so do costs! And in order to continue to provide you with the same great quality and content that you've grown accustom to... I'm going to need your help. I need lots of pledges in the form of comments. I don't care what you comment about either! Feel free to talk about yourself! What's Aunt Mildred doing these days? How much money did little Joey get from the Tooth Fairy for loosing his first tooth? How many times a week do you clean your dildo and where do you keep it? Anything goes people. But please remember that this is a wholesome family blog, and we certainly don't want to offend anyone. No seriously.

People like Cynical Bastard will be manning the log around the clock, to take and post your comments immediately. There will also be plenty of entertainment too, like Rockdog's radio show Saturday night at midnight.

I have big plans for the next comment-athon, but in the meantime let's enjoy this one. Happy Labor Day my friends. Ain't nothing like celebrating work!!!

PS Please make sure to check out my friend Glinda over at Teeny Manolo, and make sure to leave her lots of comments.

Update: 9/1/2007
I bought this sweet ornament over at the Hallmark store today while my car was getting fixed. Some fucking freak touched my kid's head. I thought about killing him, but then I pulled a Christ and decided to forgive him for his sin.

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Princess Pointful said...

Oh dear God.
I am so sad I was not a part of this that I feel the need to comment now... even if it is a bit late.
(no one needs to know!)

Unknown said...

My comment is late, but does it still count. I spent the weekend at someone's house who doesn't have a computer or internet. And no, she isn't indigent, just apathetic. Can you believe that??? It was like having my arm severed off to not be able to comment on your blog!

Scarlett said...

Hi! Just stopped in from Jay's blog, read about your comentathon and wanted to help out!

Nice Blog...

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