I heard a rumor that Christmas is in three days! I'm not sure if I heard it on the Internet, television, or You Porn, but I know I heard it somewhere, and I think it's probably true because there's a fake Christmas tree leaning lopsided in the middle of my living room right now.We're finally in our new place and I plan on posting a few pics of the joint after the holiday. Life has been crazy for us over the past two weeks... However, I finally got a chance to catch my breath last night when I went to sleep at 8 and woke up at 8 this morning. Been a long time since I've slept like that and it will be long time until I sleep like that again. It was a glorious night though.
There are lots of things I love about the holidays, like getting presents, getting presents, and getting presents. That's what this whole ting is about right? I could spend the rest of this post speculating about all the fine gifts that Allyson is going to give me, but I have to keep this post relatively short. Right?
Besides spending time with loved ones and making merry, my favorite thing about Christmas is going outside sometime after midnight and listening to the silence of Christmas night. That's what it's all about for me. It makes me feel hopeful, and I do it every year no matter what condition I'm in or where I'm living. Sober, drunk, high, sick, in a red carpeted family room, on a roof in NJ, in a martial arts studio in DC, or in my new old Kentucky home, it really doesn't matter. I imagine a peaceful world, and I feel a hope that this world so desperately needs.
Merry Christmas my friends. God Bless Us Everyone including all of you Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostic crackheads, and especially all of the lovers and the dreamers.
69 comments:
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours Corky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas to you too Burfica!
Crooked tree with a zillion presents under it for you, right? May your holiday be great. Enjoy it cause in a few years it's not gonna be about you at all. Hello Jr.
Not going to be all about me? Impossible.
Merry Christmas Cheryl!
Corky, welcome home!!! Happy Holidays...hope you get all the presents you hope for, especially the peaceful world on your silent night.
Joy to the world.
Peace on Earth.
Goodwill towards all.
Thank you Dilling. :)
Merry Christmas.
Still my favourite apart from the 'tinkle' of the wings.Very seasonal greetings.
Cheers
Merry Christmas, Captain.
Moving during the holiday season? Cripes, that's gotta be hectic. No wonder you slept like a dead redshirt.
I don't think I've ever seen you blog this late either, but that's all good. Hope you get everything you want this holiday season. Me? My car's engine caught fire tonight. So guess what Santa is not bringing me for Christmas...
Same to you and yours Maddy. :)
Eric: I work nights, so usually I do my blogging durning the early hours of the morning, but I don't work on Saturdays. Thank God.
Sorry about your car man, that sucks!
Captina, Merry Christmas!
Don't make me hunt you down Rockdog.
Merry Christmas my friend.
Merry Christmas, Corky. You crack me up.
XO,
J.
Wait. Did you say FAKE Christmas tree?? I am so mad at you now!! ;)
Anyways, have a happy holiday with the little superhero=:)
Thanks. ;) Merry Christmas to you too J.
Beader: But... I have new carpet. ;) Merry Christmas!
And a merry Christmas from C and I x
MERRY CHRISTMAS captain! Enjoy that first Christmas with the little one and congratulations on the move - even thought I've wondered what the hell you were thinking!
Merry Christmas Corky, I hope that your new old Kentucky home is not too drafty. Moving is always challenging; moving at at Christmas must be very difficult. Take care.
yeah for lovers & dreamers!!
hope your holidays are sparkly times ten.
babies make the world right. it won't be long
and you can train him to get you a beer.
happy, happy to you & yours.
Happy Christmas, mon Capitan. Glad to hear you are finally settled in. Send pictures, stat!
I'm so relieved to hear that the sex change.... er MOVE went well!
I'll remember to drink my Ovaltine as long as you don't shoot your eye out!
Merry Christmas!
I remember that we once moved to our first house a week before Christmas too. The whole place was upside down but it was the best most exciting Christmas ever. And I'm sure yours will be just as fun. Merry Christmas Corky, to you and Alyson and little Max too.
Merry Christmas to you and Allyson and Jr. Captain!
thank goodness you're back... I was going to hijack the blog next...
Congrqats on the successiful move and a very merry baby's first christmas!
Merry Christmas Cork. And a Happy New Year to all the agnostic crackheads out there!
Merry Christmas to you as well
Now I know where the Urban Legand of the "Christmas man in underware" came from.
Awwww...what a sweet post!
Made me feel all warm and fuzzy..... wait! That might be the Nyquil ......
Anyway.....Merry Christmas to you, Allyson and that precious little Max! :)
lol christmas is all about "making merry"!
merry christmas (in two days!)
well if you heard that rumour on the internet, it must be true!
Merry Christmas Corky!
Merry Christmas Corky!
And, in the New Year, you should resolve to stop believing all those vicious YouPorn rumours.
Merry Christmas Corky!
My most favoritist Christmas movie, I know you will have a great one with Baby Max and presents are fun too.Glad you are settled in. Merry Christmas!
I SCOURED you porn. I found some interesting things done with mistletoe and a few girls working a "yule log" but nothing about Christmas itself.
Merry Christmas and welcome to the new house!
Casdok: Hope you guys have a great Christmas!
Dana: It was very CRAZY, but well worth it! We love it here. ;)
MJD: It's not too bad, but could use a new window or two. ;)
Dawn: Then life will be perfect. ;)
Furiousball. Don't we all love agnostic crackheads? I know I do.
Willsix: I'll take some tomorrow. Still lots of work to do, but I'm up for the challenge. I think. ;)
Leighann: I'll try my best, but I just can resist shooting at metal. ;)
Tod: Decorating the tree yesterday was really fun. Best ever!
Jay: Thanks Pal.
Tuesday: Thanks, and feel free to write a post anytime. ;)
Sunshine: Thanks. I hope they don't get to desperate tomorrow and start trying to smoke mistletoe. I hear that's bad.
Alekx: Thanks! I'm responsible for many Urban Legends. When I was a kid I drank Pop Rocks with Coke and I'm still here. ;)
Pissy: Thanks! I actually new a kid who used to drink a bottle of that stuff on a regular basis. Pretty fucked up. LOL
Jay Cam: One day now my friend!
Palm Springs Savant: I always believe what I read on the Internet and what I watch on TV. I guess that's why I'm so smart... ;)
Princess: I just can't help myself. ;)
Professor J: Thanks! Merry Christmas to you too.
Marykay: I love every moment of that movie too. It's fantastic!
Birdman: You Porn is my new home away from home. Am I a freak? Merry Christmas!!!
So glad that you are in your new home. What a perfect Christmas present!
I hope you get many gifts but especially enjoy that little cutie.
Merry Christmas to the Corky clan.
Merry Christmas Corky to you, Allyson, and to handsome Max.
wishing you and yours a truly Magical Christmas and a special 1st Christams wish to Max xxxx
Glad y'all got into your new house. I hope all goes well for you guys.
Merry Christmas!!!!! Glad the move went well! Can't wait to see pics of the place and all your awesome gifts! :)
Nothing better than a crooked tree in a new home to make the holidays special. Glad you got moved.
Have a great holiday Cap'
Wanted to stop in and wish you a VERY Merry Christmas!
Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas Corky! Happy 1st to Jr.
Happy Holidays Corky! I hope that you and Allyson and Jr have a wonderful day!
Biddie
Have a good one! Merry Christmas and hv a happy New Year!
Keshi.
omg, max's first christmas... i'm so happy... :D
happy holidays - may superman get u something funky!
(as if we still believe in santa... pffft)
Merry Christmas! Congratulations on your new home, I'm so glad you got moved in time for the holidays - there's no better house-warming that a Christmas celebration.
Have a wonderful day -
fiwa
Ahhh, don't worry about it. It sucks, but I'll get another one soon. I have my eye on a cool truck right now.
Besides, it actually might not be that bad. I t seems the catalytic converter is clogged up and causing the thing to back fire horrendously, so it blasted the air intake loose, and from there, that was where the flames and smoke all came from.
I thought I'd broken my timing chain! That would have been a real shit way to go. So I'll fix it and sell it and pick up the truck.
Things will be just fine.
Hope you got everything you wish for... especially Peace.
Here is my holiday card for you.
All that's good to you and yours ~
Wiz
Merry Christmas, Corky and family! I loved this post. I imagine a peaceful world, too.
Merry Christmas Felk!
Har: It really is the perfect Christmas gift. We had a blast this year.
MJD: Thank you very much!!! We always love a Max compliment. :)
Katy: Thanks. He got lots of gift and even helped with opening his presents. :)
Joshua: Thanks Josh. Merry Christmas!!!
Karma: Merry Christmas to you too. ;)
Sassy Lucy: Merry Christmas to you Sassy!
Lady K: Merry Christmas! Hope you're feeling better.
Abbagirl 74: Merry Christmas to you too!
Cheryl: Thanks, It's been the best ever!
Biddie: Merry Christmas to you and I'm thinking of you and your family tonight!
Keshi: Merry Christmas to you too, and Happy New Year!
Crashie: It's been amazing. Max got a ton of gifts!
Fiwa: It's been just about perfect this year. Merry Christmas!
Eric: I would love a new truck, but Allyson has vetoed any chance because of the youngin. We are going to get a SUV soon though. That's a truck... sort of.
Wiz: Merry Christmas! There's always hope. ;)
Gawilli: Thank you. Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Birdman: Merry Christmas pal!
"I imagine a peaceful world, and I feel a hope that this world so desperately needs."
I don't celewbrate Christmas... but that sentiment was beautiful.
I LOVE the quiet of Christmas night too! Although they've gotten a considerable amount noisier since my brothers grew up and no longer have to go to bed early for Santa. :)
What a sweet message corky! Thanks!
Em
I hope the three of you had a very merry Christmas...glad you are settled into your new home, looking forward to seeing some pics.
Take care...all the best for 2008!
Apologies for the late Greeting, but Merry Christmas... I'm trying to play Catch up, and have been behind... but my best wishes to you and the family for a great new year coming up!!!
Cute... don't you just love Christmas movies? :)
Kat: Thank you. I hope you got a chance to rest and relax anyways. ;)
Tink: Max and I had our quiet moment Christmas morning together, and then we watched a Christmas Story. 10 times. ;)
Emmeline: Thanks. Merry Christmas, and I hope you and your family had a good one.
Jamie: Thank you! We have the best Christmas ever. It was really nice.
Aunt Jackie: No apologies necessary. Thank you for the wishes and the same to you and your husband.
Hope you enjoyed the holidays with the loved ones! Peace~
I LOVE those last two paragraphs!!!
Peace and love, bro!
I was going to say something about the price, but they fuck us on the price of trucks, too.
But SUVs are way expensive. You can't even rely on a used one a lot of times, since so many dipshits think that they can drive over anything in them and they screw the suspension and everything all up, then try to sell them to someone else.
Yeah, a truck is probably in my future. If I had my druthers, I'd get a Ford Mustang. I love them.
How could you cut off the part when his brother shows up? That's sacrilegious!
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