Monday, December 22, 2008
This Christmas I plan on eating a ton of figgy pudding. I have no idea how to make it or where to get it or what it even tastes like, but there's still three days until Christmas so there's still a chance to make my Christmas wish come true.
On Christmas Eve I plan on discussing the affairs of my friend Bob over a mug of Smoking Bishop. Apparently I won't be able to walk or see straight after a glass of the stuff so I hope Bob takes it easy cause he's my ride home.
Here's the recipe: 5 unpeeled oranges, 1 unpeeled grapefruit, 36 cloves, 1/4 pound of sugar, 2 bottles of red wine, 1 bottle of port.
I also plan on doing a little gambling over the holidays at the World Series of Dreidel.
And finally the thing I'm most excited for this Christmas is the Lexus that Allyson is going to surprise me with on Christmas morning. I can't wait for that! I've never gotten a 65,000 dollar Christmas present before... It's bringing a tear to me eye just thinking about it.
Happy Holidays my friends. Now go fix yourself a generous mug of some smoking bishop and kick back and relax.