Tuesday, August 31, 2010


Objects in mirror are blonder than they appear.

I found out yesterday that I got a significant raise.  This is monumental because:

1.  I can now afford weekly Patron purchases.

2.  I did it all without the help of this essential item.  Wow, I must have smelled something fierce.

3.  But I did eat a healthy breakfast.


Peter said...

Well, I'm shit outta luck!

Peter said...

No, wait. I intended that comment for the ad. What you're saying is that there is hope for me, despite my utter aversion to feminine product use. What a relief!

This reminds me why I am so happy to have sons. Whenever I've had that "less than fresh feeling down there," I've known precisely why and how to remedy it.

Peter said...

Oh, congratulations on that raise; I imagine you fully deserve it.

Lieutenant Ilia said...

Since I'm not even remotely religious, please pray to whatever God you answer to that my next child is also a boy.

I "transitioned" to another group as of today, after 9 1/2 years with the same group. Upon my departure, four contractors were signed on to replace me. So, for the past year and a half, I've been doing three other invisible people's work in addition to my own mountain of work. I am beyond ecstatic to be rid of Lumbergh.