My sources inform me that my other sources misinformed me when they told me that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in the next He-Man movie. They tell me that apparently he has decided to try the Lawrence Taylor diet/exercise/retirement plan, which involves smoking a lot of crack and getting randy with underage hookers. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.
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I'm not sure a He-Man movie about the "later years" would have been much of a blockbuster...
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