What's Next

I predict that President Obama will make a cameo appearance on Glee next season. The time is right, and he has little recourse otherwise. Obama has let the "gay community" down a lot since taking office; the members of said community know how he has failed them and do not need me to elaborate. To solidify his gay base, Obama must do something drastic or dramatic; drastic ain't happening, so dramatic it'll have to be.

I can't pretend to know how it will go down (so to speak), but I can assure you that there will be an episode of Glee featuring the president, and it will win back the hearts of all Republican-hating queer folk nationwide. I imagine the plot of this episode will be about Corky's favorite character on the show ;it will also include another character's coming out.

I'm stuck in this font, so I'll sign off now. Mark my words, you'll see it this fall.