Instead of going to the movies at night I fish. Fishing at night is fun. Fishing at night is really fun. Fishing at night is really, really, fun.
First of all there's no sun beating down on you. The Moon is there, but the Moon isn't there to punish you for being outside. All the Moon really cares about is letting perverts and criminals know that they are being watched. The Moon is really just God's flashlight. It serves no other purpose despite what scientists pretend to understand about the Moon. Why else would there be a big glow in the dark rock out in the middle of Space?
Since I try not to be a pervert or a criminal all of the time, the Moon helps me see at night when I'm fishing so I don't put a hook through my hand while I'm trying to dislodge a hook from the cat's mouth. A lot of times these catfish swallow the hook and I have to cut the line and put a new hook on. The Moon helps with that too.
Sometimes I take my older son night fishing with me and he seems to have a pretty good relationship with the Moon. Generally around 10:00 PM my son will crawl into my lap and dose off while we fish. It really sucked the other night when I had throw him off of me to respond to a bite. But after I landed the big one and he was done crying, I wiped the dirt and gravel off of Max that got embedded into his skin and let him return to my lap to fall asleep under the serene peaceful glow of the moon. Then I moved him to the car, which we were fishing next to, and let him sleep reclined in the passenger seat. I leave the window open so his skin and body can receive all the benefits the Lord's lamp has to offer. Many people don't know this, but the Moon sings. You just have shut up and stop thinking about how important and busy your life is to hear it.
I'm sure glad that catfish eat at night. It's a sign that some people other than perverts and criminals should be awake and thriving during the nocturnal hours. I love night fishing. Night fishing is cool. If you don't believe me just ask a fucking owl.