God's Flashlight.

I haven't seen Green Lantern yet. A few reviews on the Internet said it wasn't that good, but its making money so it can't be that bad, right?

Instead of going to the movies at night I fish. Fishing at night is fun. Fishing at night is really fun. Fishing at night is really, really, fun.

First of all there's no sun beating down on you. The Moon is there, but the Moon isn't there to punish you for being outside. All the Moon really cares about is letting perverts and criminals know that they are being watched. The Moon is really just God's flashlight. It serves no other purpose despite what scientists pretend to understand about the Moon. Why else would there be a big glow in the dark rock out in the middle of Space?

Since I try not to be a pervert or a criminal all of the time, the Moon helps me see at night when I'm fishing so I don't put a hook through my hand while I'm trying to dislodge a hook from the cat's mouth. A lot of times these catfish swallow the hook and I have to cut the line and put a new hook on. The Moon helps with that too.

Sometimes I take my older son night fishing with me and he seems to have a pretty good relationship with the Moon. Generally around 10:00 PM my son will crawl into my lap and dose off while we fish. It really sucked the other night when I had throw him off of me to respond to a bite. But after I landed the big one and he was done crying, I wiped the dirt and gravel off of Max that got embedded into his skin and let him return to my lap to fall asleep under the serene peaceful glow of the moon. Then I moved him to the car, which we were fishing next to, and let him sleep reclined in the passenger seat. I leave the window open so his skin and body can receive all the benefits the Lord's lamp has to offer. Many people don't know this, but the Moon sings. You just have shut up and stop thinking about how important and busy your life is to hear it.

I'm sure glad that catfish eat at night. It's a sign that some people other than perverts and criminals should be awake and thriving during the nocturnal hours. I love night fishing. Night fishing is cool. If you don't believe me just ask a fucking owl.

Omega-3

I ate this fish tonight. It tasted so good. I cooked it in a frying pan with butter, salt, and pepper. It went really well with the four other fish that I cooked it with. I also cooked 4 potatoes in the microwave for 15 minutes and 1 can of green beans in a pot for 5 minutes or so. It was a good meal.

I like eating fish. It takes a little more preparation than the two cans of Spaghettios I'm accustom to cooking four nights a week, but it's absolutely worth the extra effort. The good news is that trout has a lot of Omega-3. I'm not sure what Omega-3 is, but I read somewhere that it's good for combating the negative side affects of MSG that can be found in the 8 cans of Spagettios I eat every week.

In other news, I've gotten really good at cleaning fish and it's very rare that I drop a bloody fillet on the kitchen floor. This is due to all  the Omega-3 that I've been consuming over the past 3 weeks. Omega-3 can be found in cold water fish such as the trout that I carved up 4 hours ago. According to Gabe Mirkin, M.D. wild fish are not richer in Omega-3 than farm raised fish. This is an important fact for me since the place that I fish at is stocked.

My oldest son wont touch red meat, but he loves fish and this makes me proud as a fisherman.

Soon the weather will change and it will get unbearably hot in Kentucky. When that happens I will change my focus to fishing for catfish. Catfish is low in Omega-3, but high in Vitamin D. Jewish people who keep Kosher do not eat catfish because catfish do not have scales. The End.