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Wow. Another day, another wayward phallus.
I guess if you are that proud of your package, you have the unrelenting urge to either stand on a street corner in a trench coat or hold your phone just... so in order to get the best angle of your dangle.
In these hectic, nanosecond-attention-span times, one must use electronic media to call attention to their attributes - big, small, or OH MY GOD.
Just peruse any city's Craiglist personals postings and you'll find your pick of a peck of pickled peckers.
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I am very tempted to compose a Craigslist ad requesting dick pics, minimum of 8 inches, with a ruler for proof.
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You know what, I think I will. I will then post the "results" elsewhere as to not sully Corky's collection of clown porn and Peter's collection of slutty nuns.
Forgive me Father Peter, for I have sinned.
Absolve me too, Captain Corky!