I Knew There Was a Reason I've Never Been to Alabama

I mean, aside from the whole "why would anybody want to go to Alabama" rationale, which, while facially valid, isn't nearly as likely to cause major ear worm for mon Capitán, the Corkster. Sleante!

This Post Is Not Kosher

As longtime readers of the Log know, one reason I exist on this earth is to provide major league ear worms for our Blog Captain.

The other reasons remain as much a mystery to me today as they have since the day I realized I will never own an actual lightsaber. However, that's neither here nor there. Enjoy!