It's no accident that the most outwardly religious people out there are also the most inward connoisseurs of some of the nastiest porn out there. Apparently, they really mean it when they yell "Oh God!".The list of evidence is, well, damning.
Case in point number one: Rabbi David Kaye. "Want some candy, little boychik?" He is best known as the creepy clown that Chris Hansen helped remove from society via "To Catch a Predator".
Case in point number two: Ted Haggard. Allegedly, this "homosexuals are sinners" cheerleader was one insatiable sex machine. It could have been the meth talking, but he loved handcuffing and being handcuffed. What's a little forced restraint among friends?
And, lastly, case in point number three: A friend's babymomma's daddy, a "respected elder" of the Cavalry Church who most likely taught his daughter everything she knows about blow jobs and Jesus. His grandson is definitely not his son, but we don't want to know just how goddamned lucky he got with that.
So, all you believers out there: Embrace your inner pervert. Come. Jesus and Friends will get you there.
