Saturday, July 22, 2006

Round and Round



Is any body up for a trip to the Landmark?(we better hurry, last call is at 10:00 pm) Last night I dragged Kim Jong Ramone and Allyson to the Landmark, possibly the lamest bar in America. You'll never guess who we ran in to. If you used this picture to jar your memory, then you must have guessed it correctly. Rat! It was him, the kid who owned the fucking Mall. Remember him? I trapped Lou in to having a two hour catch up session with Rat. I'm sure Matt remembers his sister. If anyone can remember his first name Lou and I would greatly appreciate a quick refresher. Aquaman? Created in 1941, atler Ego Arthur Curry. Rat? I have no fucking idea what his first name is, no idea what year he graduated from Livingston high school. All I know is that the kid lived at the fucking Mall.

Before we went to the Mall, I mean the Landmark, we had dinner and met the former Alterna-teen. Very nice girl. I think she will fit in nicely. Doug and the former miss Alterna-teen got in to a nice heated conversation about the New York Yankees. We were comparing Roger Maris to Alex Rodriguez. What a bunch of bitches you Yankee fans are! Does every generation of Yankee fan have to have a Roger Maris? The guy is a good baseball player, most other teams in America would kill for this guy. But all Yankee fan does is piss and moan about the guy. Spoiled fucking children, that's what you are Yankee fan!

We ate at a great restaurant in Newark. Celine is now officially in charge of picking out restaurants. The steak was ok at this joint but the sea food was amazing. So unless your name is Matt you would have loved this place.

Allyson and I really enjoyed our first night of vacation. I'm still slightly cork-ified as we are about to leave for the trip. As my wife and my sister sleep, my father and mother are packing and I'm detoxing while I type.

Anybody up for a six hour ride with the real kid slim Corky? Did I mention that me and my sister(Cindie) are going fishing?

11 comments:

LHS Attendence Office said...

His name weas Richard

Ryan said...

Yeah it was Rich

Michael Jackson said...

His name was Ben

The Grumbler said...

richard ellsman. he graduated a year or two ahead of me.

The Grumbler said...

sorry i missed you felks. hanging out when corky comes back from his gay vacation?

captain corky said...

Thanks guys. What's up Ryan?


Grumbler we will be back next friday. We are staying with KJR and he will be taking us to Newark airport Sunday at 4:00 am.

TheBirdman33 said...

Craig Dickenson dated his awful sister for like 2 years, that is the only reason I know her. But Rat was a cool kid, I still say something's wrong with his hip

Ryan said...

hey whats up

are you getting my emails i sent a couple to you regarding fantasy football my email is rthealy22@yahoo.com

later

willSIX said...

You know, I DO live about 35 seconds from the Landmark...

But it's probably for the best that you didn't call me and let me know you were around. I see you far too much anyway. (sniff)

captain corky said...

It was kind of late when we went Will, I didn't want to wake up Sylvie. I'm hoping you will be around friday or saturday at the end of this week. I will call you when I get in.

willSIX said...

I just took my Constitutional Law final yesterday, so I'm a free man until September.

My cell is always on, Skip.