Monday, February 12, 2007

*Corky Vision*


I had a pretty good weekend. It was fairly uneventful, just the way I like my weekends to be. I did buy a DVD video cam which was the highlight of the weekend. It only cost me a kidney but it was worth it. Now I can video tape every moment of my kids life. Well, except the delivery. Allyson is not having any of that shit. Can't say that I blame her.

Purchasing the DVD cam also means that I can now launch my new production company, *Corky Vision*. We've got many exciting projects on the horizon. An evening with the Birdman, and a documentary about a Pay Lake I fish at just to name a couple.

Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to watch the Grammys last night. As soon as I heard that the Police were going to be performing together again I started projectile vomiting. Plus I had to be at work by 11:00. Sorry Justin Timberlake. I'm still your number one fan, please don't hate me because I'm beautiful. I did catch part of the Pro Bowl. It was nice to see the AFC win, even if scrubbing a toilet is more exciting then actually watching the game.

I've got a pretty busy week coming up. A friend of mine from Markleysburg, Pennsylvania named JR. is coming to visit. Also, Wednesday is D day. D stands for discovery. We learn the sex of our baby through ultrasound, hopefully. Very exciting stuff!

24 comments:

HoosierGirl5 said...

It's exciting. I found out with 2, and was surprised with 2. It is fun both ways.

When people asked me what I was hoping for, I always said, "A healthy baby!".

I will say, by the 4th child, after 2 boys and a girl, I was kind of rooting for a girl. But I love my boy, so it all worked out.
Good luck.
J.

abbagirl74 said...

Well, congrats and good luck. The camera should come in handy. Will you honor us with some funny videos?

Life, or Something Like It said...

I can not wait for Corky vision! How exciting!!! Will you let us in on the big D day discovery?

kat said...

The entire Grammy's are available online at youtube anyway... you didn't miss much.

Sweet camera. I plan on robbing you soon.

Jay said...

I have a feeling that that DVD Cam is going to be a great investment for this blog dude. Can't wait for all the videos.

You didn't miss much from the Grammy's. Well you did miss JT. TWICE! You know, that Justin is no K-Fed. hahaha

Big Pissy said...

Corky Vision?!?!?!?

This blog just keeps getting better and better!

Hail Cork!!!

p.s. I can call you "Cork", right? ;-)

Heidi on Vashon said...

So...this is really NOT corkycam...this is BABYCAM!

Admit it!

James Burnett said...

Congrats on the new cam, adn best wishes on D Day.

BTW, you didn't miss anything from the Grammys.

Aunt Jackie said...

Camera sounds cool, the child on the way sounds scary to me, and I hope you're not serious about Justin Timberlake! lol

etain_lavena said...

Whoohoo...you gonna know if it is a Capitan or a Chickelato....it is exiting, well my sister was happy knowing(I just view other ppl exitment, having no baby and all, OK I will stop talking now)
Shame on you for missing Justin, Shame on you, but then again he would not have been able to concentrate to sing cause your Beauty would have made him stutter...whahahaha....Juk.
Ok Capitan....enjoy the cam corder and also the week.

TheBirdman33 said...

I could have GIVEN you a very nice and expensive DV Video cam!!! I got it "in the divorce" instead of what I really wanted and deserved.

Now I have to throw it up on Craigslist or EBay. It could have been a present for my future god baby!

Lady K said...

"As soon as I heard that the Police were going to be performing together again I started projectile vomiting."

Holy cow I almost spit coffee all over my keyboard when I read that. My thoughts exactly, but shhh...don't tell anyone.

Can't wait for your post about "D Day," the suspense is killing me. Hope everyone is healthy and feeling great. I'll bet your wife is glowing right about now.

willSIX said...

The Police are a great, great band you philistines! That said, I never watch the Grammys, cuz they are teh suck.

Best of luck with the ultrasound, Corks. Our shy and retiring little monster kept her sex a secret until our 2nd level 2, because she such a shrinking violet, don't you know.

We actually have trouble recording her now, because I once made the mistake of turning the LCD viewfinder around so she could see herself being filmed. Since then, we CANNOT bust out the camera without her running up and insisting on seeing herself. It's funny, but it's not exactly compelling cinema to watch your daughter run up to the camera and start yelling her name 10 times in a row.

Still, it's better than a Michael Bay movie.

Metal Mark said...

We let it be a surprise when Metalgirl was born, but found out when Metalboy came along.

Alicia said...

I bought a camcorder before Cameron was born, too. Heck no I didn't let Chris record the birth! No way!!!
This is the coolest idea EVER, and we did it for Cameron:
Videotape one minute a week of your new baby, and upload it onto a special file, or whatever. Do this every week until the baby is one.... and you have approximately one hour of footage to see the baby go from newborn to a whole year old! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE watching Cameron's tape...
Yeah, we were too busy (lazy) to film Lauren every week, so make sure you do it this time around!

furiousBall said...

Exciting stuff, for me I spent most of my time wondering about my unborn children's personalities (we didn't find out...well we did right at the end there). I say you bring a can of beer to the ultrasound and shotgun it in celebration.

RockDog said...

Nice cam! Good idea not recording the actual birth. It's beautiful, but in a completely gross alien kind of way. There are some things better left unrecorded...

Yasamin said...

Reasons why I don't own the famed DVD cam: It only cost me a kidney

dude that game was sooooo ... boring. lol and let me know when you start making porn.

and where the hell is Markleysburg???

and finally... remember... if its a boy, Kim Jong Ramone. if its a girl... Yasamin.

Thank you.

Yasamin said...

WAVES AT BIRDMAN

i'll take that cam sir! but you cant have my kidney!!!

Beefcake Almighty said...

Maybe we can use "Corky Vision" to catch a glimpse of my buddy "shooting the winkle" at a Bon Jovi poster.

Just a suggestion.

jetsgrumbler said...

hey danny. JR caused me to temporarily lift my self imposed ban on commenting on the mundane happenings of your life. say hello for me.

captain corky said...

That's very big of you Grumbler. Thank you for gracing the log with your presence.

TheBirdman33 said...

Will Six seems to have a self imposed ban on the cupboard


What happened to us Willsix? Was it something I said?

Michael C said...

Good luck with the ultrasound. I remember how cool it was watching Lucy and Ethel's. Of course I think I passed out when they revealed to embyros instead of one!