Friday, February 09, 2007
Last night when I signed on to the Internet I almost choked to death on my Trim Spa diet pill after reading the headline... I can't believe she's gone! It's kind of sad. While she was alive she did nothing for me and I found her to be one of the top 10 most annoying and disgusting celebrities on the planet. Yet I feel sad for her today. Go figure.
A couple of questions I have for you:
1. Does she deserve or will she obtain Marilyn Monroe status?
2. Do you feel sad for her?
3. Will you have a drink for her this weekend?
4. Would you consider a person who masturbates to Anna Nicole, starting today, to have necrophiliac tendencies?
5. What were you doing when you heard the news?
6. Should Elton John write a third version of Candle In The Wind for her?
7. Are you going to watch the Pro Bowl on Saturday?