Let's talk about another goodfella I know, Kim Jong Ramone! KJR is a very good friend of mine who is already starting to shop for Corky Jr (brownie points). He found this masterpiece of a onesie online. I could pretty much alienate everyone I know by putting my kid into this. You have to admit this outfit is brilliant. A short list of all the people who would shun me if they saw Corky Jr wearing this outfit: My mother, my father in-law, Willsix, and of course my wife just to name one more then a few. My father would just tell me that I was an asshole. Kind of like he did the day I came home with my first tattoo.
How many of you miscreants would pay to see Corky Jr in this one? Kim Jong Ramone is particularly proud of the Misfits onsie, but I have to put my foot down. This is the last thing the prodigal son needs to be seen in. "No fucking kid of mine is going to listen to punk rock"! he exclaimed.
Luckily I convinced my wife to have Corky Jr in a hospital and not on some farm in Upstate New York in the rain with 100,000 dirt bags. In other words the hippie shirt is out.
And finally we have the only acceptable outfit that I will permit Corky Jr to wear for the first 3 years of his life. I might allow different variations and combinations of the following colors: 1.red 2.white and 3.blue, but I'm not sure yet. Please join me tomorrow where I select Corky Jr's food, and friends for the next 20 years.