Wednesday, August 08, 2007
In order to better serve you in the future we here at Corky's log have prepared a little questionnaire. We look forward to any feedback or comments you may have. And as always, thank you for continuing to visit the log.
1. I visit Corky's log daily because:
A. Corky cracks my shit up!
B. I'm here to hunt fresh game.
C. I have no direction in life and Corky gives me purpose.
D. I'm here to look at the kid, fuck you Corky!
2. When Corky doesn't comment on a post that I've written:A. I panic and break out in to hives.
B. I Check TV Land to see if there's a Star Trek marathon on.
C. I Immediately click on another blog that Corky frequents to see if he's posted a comment over there.
D. I Send Corky a text message calling him a dick.
3. Since reading Corky my life has:
A. been turned upside down because I'm in love with him.
B. Become enriched and full and my heart is light where it was once heavy.
C. Not changed at all, I'm too self absorbed to even think about him.
4. If God were going to talk to Corky he would do it:
A. By leaving a comment on his blog.
B. During an episode of Star Trek
C. While Corky was taking a bath.
D. right after Corky finsihed a bottle of Vodka.
5. If I could have sex with Corky it would be:
A. On the beach.
B. In the back seat of an old car.
C. In a shady motel at 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
D. On an airplane.
E. In a bathroom.
F. In a 5 star hotel.
G. On the bridge of the Enterprise
6. Corky is my hero and I worship him because:
A. I feel like everybody else on the planet has abandoned me.
B. God let me down a long time ago.
C. drugs and booze just don't do if for me anymore.
D. I'm really sick and tired of what's his name.