It's raining today. Can you believe that shit? I can't. I looked out my window around 8:00 this morning and low and behold it was raining. Genuine, consistent, wet rain, with thunder and lightning and everything. Wow!
I thought about putting on my rain coat and galoshes and grabbing Captain Corky Jr so that we could play in a puddle or someshit, but then it occurred to me that I might get wet. Fuck that shit, and fuck the rain. Let all the other assholes in Louisville get wet. If I want to get wet I'll take a shower and drip drip dry in the privacy of my own bathroom. Captain Corky Jr won't want to get wet until he's at least 15, so I just let him sleep in his bassinet this morning. Please Note: The bassinet was a very, very smart purchase.
If you want to read a funny post about umbrellas you should check out Jenny's blog!!!
It's hot and humid and nasty today. Captain Corky Jr and I are thinking about going out to hunt for rattlesnake. I swear rattlesnake tastes just like chicken, only without that chickeny after taste. Yum!