As some of you know, this is my favorite time of the year. A thousand reasons I could give you, but I'll just give you one for today: Holiday themed boxer shorts from old Navy.
It's always a holiday in my pants, and I don't wear anything but Holiday boxers. The big three are St Patrick's Day, Halloween, and Christmas. I know I've had Valentines Day boxers in the past and I have a dream that one day I'll own a pair of Martin Luther King Jr Day boxers shorts, but I'm pretty happy with the ones I have right now.
If you wait till the day after a holiday you can usually get them for two bucks a pair. I'm not a cheapskate by any means and In the past I've been pretty reckless and stupid with money, but I just can't bring myself to spend money on underwear. And before I discovered this phenomenal secret at Old Navy I was wearing underwear that had basically disintegrated into a waistband. But thanks to Old Navy I'm now stylish, always in or out of season with some holiday and very clean.
Looking down I see that that it's Christmas today, in my pants. ;)
It's always a holiday in my pants, and I don't wear anything but Holiday boxers. The big three are St Patrick's Day, Halloween, and Christmas. I know I've had Valentines Day boxers in the past and I have a dream that one day I'll own a pair of Martin Luther King Jr Day boxers shorts, but I'm pretty happy with the ones I have right now.
If you wait till the day after a holiday you can usually get them for two bucks a pair. I'm not a cheapskate by any means and In the past I've been pretty reckless and stupid with money, but I just can't bring myself to spend money on underwear. And before I discovered this phenomenal secret at Old Navy I was wearing underwear that had basically disintegrated into a waistband. But thanks to Old Navy I'm now stylish, always in or out of season with some holiday and very clean.
Looking down I see that that it's Christmas today, in my pants. ;)
64 comments:
You could always model them for us! the big three i would be thinking off is not 'St Patrick's Day, Halloween, and Christmas.' oh really i best stop now uh!
What about the 4th of July?? LOL.
In excelsis deo...in my pants!
I love knowing that's it Christmas in your pants? Is that wrong?
Wouldn't it be cool if your Christmas boxers played some Christmas tunes too? That would be pretty festive.
I'm thinking having fireworks in your pants would be awesome! I can hardly wait for the 4th of July!! Of course, that's just a woman's point of view ...
I do like the Christmas lights on these though - are they battery powered???
Interesting...too bad we women can't do that. Though, I do have glow in the dark halloween underwear! Not every day wear though. I wish I could buy some item of clothing for $2....I don't know that one exists...hmmmm
Very cute and what a picture it made in my mind. Happy pants.
you know, my birthday is st patrick's day. i am going to get you some of these to wear in my honor.
Stylin'!
No holly underwear though, ouch!
It's a holiday in my pants = greatest pick-up line ever.
Katy: You naughty, naughty woman! ;)
Beader: LOL! Let's not forget Columbus day either. ;)
Willsix: LOL!!! Now that's high praise.
Leighann: I love that you love that it's Christmas in my pants. Pretty soon the tree will be up. ;)
Jay: It would be great if I was in a public place, and my boxers started belting out Sleigh Ride. That would be hilarious!
Dana: Something about Rockets and bombs bursting seem right for 4th of July boxer shorts. ;)
Bonnie: Glow in the dark Halloween underwear is a great idea. Not for me of course but for you. ;)
Cheryl: You know what they say about Happy Pants don't you?
If you do...could you please let me know?
Furiousball: LOL!!!
Whim: Exactly. All I need to go with them is a pair of sunglasses and a 40 and I'll be the coolest guy around. ;)
Peggy: That wouldn't be fun at all. Not into pain. ;)
Princess: If I only new way back when... ;)
i hope you save the waistbandonly ones while you eat, so you can say 'whaaa? i have my boxers on!'
you, my friend, are always good for a LOL moment! :o)
I think they should make Heidi's Birthday Themed clothing.
Oh wait- they already do!!!
[It's always a holiday in my pants]
LoL!
Don't forget to keep the mistletoe trimmed. ;)
Stylin and profilin, aren't you Mr. Funny Pants!
I'm hoping they're playin'
Do You Hear What I Hear?
how about one for national leave a zuchini on your neighbors porch day????
I feel so close to you now knowing what kind of underwear you wear. Then again, now I'm kind of disturbed.
I normally wait until there are more holes than cloth on my underwear before purchasing new ones.
You know, I am not sure that is something that I really want to comment on...oh damn, damn, damn. Too late.
It's always a holiday n my pants - Classic.
Can you plug those in? I think some light-up holiday pants will give me an extra thrill. On top of the already uh, large one.
It's always a holiday in Shawn's pants, too.
See me smiling? :)
The cosmic question is, if you were a chick, what would you wear for underwear when you're feeling "not so fresh"?
And right now, your dude readers are clicking away FAST.
Easter! You forgot Easter. It opens up a whole other line of thought...hunting for eggs, fuzzy bunnies, peeps...
Yep. That's it. Peeps pants.
Well at least there's not a turkey in there.
Happy Holidays to you. I like the irony of "I have a dream that one day I'll own a pair of Martin Luther King Jr Day boxers shorts." Old Navy does have some fun not too pricey clothes.
http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Underwear-Bah%20Scrooge-790993.jpg
Just in case you're "in the mood".
Very sexy! Now I must click away from this page before my husband gets any ideas. ;)
Love the panties.
You are just way too cool!
Dawn: Thankfully they've all been destroyed. ;)
Terri: Thanks. ;)
Heidi: I think the entire world should be made to wear Heidi clothes on your birthday. ;)
Tod: Absolutely!
Abbagirl74: Maybe I should change my name to Mr Funny Pants? What do you think? ;)
Real Live Lesbian: That and Carroll the Bells. ;)
Burfica: I don't know if Target's on board with that one yet. ;)
Nikki: Well at least you know I'm clean. ;)
Metal Mark: I used to wear all sorts of clothes that I would wear until they disintegrated, but now my weight fluctuates to much.
Dilling: Don't you feel better now? ;)
G-Man: Thanks and welcome!
Gina: Just a extra special gift from Corky this year. ;)
Biddie: Wa, wa, wa!
Sunshine: Let's just say that there are things about women's underwear habits that I know from being married that I never would have known otherwise.
Leslie: Peeps Boxers would be perfect for Easter. I'll have to talk to the head of boxers at Old Navy. ;)
Gawilli: Actually they make a pair that had a hybrid desing of football/Turkey. It's kind of weird, but I like it.
MJD: Am glad someone appreciated that line. ;)
Leslie: Nice! One of my favorite stories of all time. I must have those boxers!
Fiwa: Hope I didn't start any trouble. ;)
Professor J: My wife actually can't stand the one's with the lights on them, but I think that's what makes them perfect. ;)
Joshua: You wouldn't happen to know a guy named chuckie would you? LOL
Not as cool as my Woody Woodpecker boxers, but close.
Better than burger king boxers, though. "Home of the Whopper" means you better be ready to back it up.
Which I can, of course.
I'm sure the rest of us guys in blogger nation have what it takes to pull off such a stunt, as well.
Please, model them for us! (wink)
J.
A holiday in your pants....sensational isn't it???
Maybe one of us who sews could make you some Martin Luther King Day boxers????
Love it....
Thanks Corky, now after reading this post I find myself strangely turned on... [evil grin]
Wow, those are some pretty special pants. Any more pant photos on the way? (I think it's only fair you give us due notice...)
I bought Jay a couple pair of their flannel boxers a few years ago, and he loved them. They had reindeer running across them and they were so cute. Is it OK to call guys underwear "cute"?
Now, if I ask you about your underwear, it won't seem dirty!
Yeah I might have under gone a name change ;)
You didn't get the memo? How about them TPS reports?
I always got the party drawers on ass well! But the pole dancing can cause strange rashes from over use.
So, has baby Corky got any Christmas pants too??? I hope so :)
My cat's name is Corky. She doesnt wear underwear, and typically, neither do I. Cheers!!
lol...those are great. guess they wouldn't work so well as a thong.
Very festive. And do the lights flash on and off at, um, opportune moments? A sort of signal, as it were?
You always make me laugh. I hope your dream comes true. Just like MLK.
I do believe this is the first time I can connect the two..boxers and Christmas..unreal!
!! :L)
happy weekend!
Always,
Crusty~
because i am a freak of nature..
i LOVE getting new socks. even when i was a kid. i know i can buy my own, but them what would people get me?
my ex got me an abe roller once. i got him a swift kick in the balls...
omgggggggg corky...what would Kirk think of these boxers??? Hmmmmmmm I wonder what dear max will wear when he grows up?? LOL
stop into my blog dude...gotcha an award there waiting for ya.
I had to come back and read it again..soo funny!
always,
Crusty~
I really like your blog. I came here via Canadian Flake. I will be back.
You're sure to celebrate Lincoln's birthday, right? And none of this combining Valentine's Day with Lincoln's b-day, alright?
I suppose the appropriate boxer would sport pennies, no?
I wish you kept that policy when you were walking around my mom in 1 size too small tighty whiteys when we were younger....
She probably wishes that too.
The site of you and the screams of "My eyes, My eyes. For the love of God, my eyes" from her are forever burned in my memory.
But hey, congrats on the boxers.
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