New Edition (no, not the crappy group that gave us the delightful Bobby Brown)

willSix here.

I had planned to get this post up during our blog Captain's extended hiatus (during which, I learned through my well placed sources, he and his illustrious family were extraordinarily renditioned to an undisclosed location where, instead of being waterboarded, they were stuffed with Turkish Delight, Skoal, fancy chocolates, and low grade booze. I swear to the veracity of absolutely none of this, but I'm pretty sure I dreamed it, so it's more likely true than not).

Anyhoo, I thought I'd once again hijack the Corkster's blog for my own nefarious purposes because the Six family, in an act of daring-do comparable to the feats of Captain Sullenberger, has added another hungry mouth to its clan. Her name is Maya, and she looked like this when she was born:


It's been two weeks since then, so now she mostly looks like this:

(Ok, maybe it's not as impressive as landing a commercial jet on the Hudson river, but the kid was almost nine pounds, so let's give Mrs. Six some credit)

I know what most of you are thinking: yeah, that's great willSix, but make with the ear worm, since that's all you usually do around here. Well, ask and you shall receive:


I have absolutely no idea what this video is about or who this dude is. It's pwnage, however, is beyond question.