Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Birthday Girl

Today is Ilia's Birthday. I can't believe how fast she's grown up! It seems like just thirty years ago we were kids hanging out in the woods together.

I wonder what the Lieutenant has planned for today...

You might want to celebrate outside for a couple of minutes today, Ilia. The weather Channel is calling for 79 degrees in your neck of the woods. That's not bad considering HOW FUCKING HOT IT'S BEEN THIS SUMMER.

1. Will you drink?
2. Are you going to stay home from work?
3.What kind of cake will you be having?
4. What kind of dinner plans do you have?
5.Are you having people over?
6.Will you use plastic or paper plates?
7.What do you think you're gonna get?
8.What do you want for your birthday?
9. Do you ever get the things that you want or will this year be just another dissapointing birthday?
10. How do you feel about your life so far?
11. What part does God play in your birthday?


Lieutenant Ilia said...

1. Copiously
2. *belch*
3. Poundcake
4. Someplace without clowns, fish, or a Flaming Moe
5. Saturday is Ilia Fest, complete with bouncy castle. For me, not the kids
6. Recycled corn
7. Laid
8. Another birthday
9. Breathing = yay
10. Still working on my goal of being the worst lesbian ever.
11. God fucked up when he tried to smite me two years ago. He's been sobbing to Mr. Scherowitz about it ever since.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Sheesh Corky, time is flying by. Well that and we're getting old.