Monday, January 08, 2007
Remember when Winter used to look like this picture? I grew up in a part of the world that had four seasons. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall if I remember the names correctly. Each season had it's own distinct personality and there was something I liked about all four of them.
Very rarely do I see all four seasons every year like I used to. I can't help but wonder if it was something I said or did. It's not like I live in Florida or Alaska folks. In the Winter it's supposed to be cold and snow where I live, and I'm supposed to be wearing a jacket, gloves, a scarf and galoshes when I go outside. That's how I was programmed, and that's how I shop. I've wasted a lot of money in preparation for "Winter". Now where the fuck is it? I feel and look so stupid when I show up to work in my galoshes and it's in the mid 60's outside. It's ridiculous!
At this point I'd like to say goodbye and tell you that that I'm going outside to sleigh ride or have a snowball fight but instead I'm going outside to work on my base tan. Sucks.
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