I Want To Verb Your Noun Adverb

because I'm seventyfifteenthree!

Thursday is my birthday.  I will be (number) years old.  I will get out of bed at (number) o'clock.  I will eat (noun) for breakfast and drink (number) cups of (liquid).  Then I will try to (verb) (number) miles without falling on my (noun).  After I get back, I will eat lunch at (nonsense word) Café with my friend (female name).  After (male name)'s first day of school, we will play outside.  We like to play catch with a (adjective) (color) (noun).  Then I will go inside and (verb).  I will skip dinner and drink a bottle of (liquid) instead.  After all, that's what people who are (number) years old do best.