|because I'm seventyfifteenthree!|
Thursday is my birthday. I will be (number) years old. I will get out of bed at (number) o'clock. I will eat (noun) for breakfast and drink (number) cups of (liquid). Then I will try to (verb) (number) miles without falling on my (noun). After I get back, I will eat lunch at (nonsense word) Café with my friend (female name). After (male name)'s first day of school, we will play outside. We like to play catch with a (adjective) (color) (noun). Then I will go inside and (verb). I will skip dinner and drink a bottle of (liquid) instead. After all, that's what people who are (number) years old do best.